Street Fighter (2026 Remake)

[Pipo]

Was the world asking for yet another Street Fighter movie? Who knows, but this one at least looks like a campy MESS

Starring: Jason Momoa, Noah Centineo, and 50 CENT

 

[jivafox]

I’m hoping he brings the CAMP to the role

 

[GNL]

This looks ludicrous. I'm in.

 

[Shoat]

Why does this all look like AI? Is there really a Street Fighter character called Joe? Why does 50 Cent have an entirely new face? Why is Rowan Atkinson playing M Bison?

I must see this

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

This has the potential to turn out to be either a high campy mess for the ages or the worst Street Fighter movie ever made, there's no middle ground

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh yes please.

I don't know if it was the flurry of excitement, but my first glimpse of the initial trailer had me thinking that was Christopher Walken playing Guile.

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[ButterTart]

Well, this is clearly the most important film of the 21st century.

 

[dmlaw]

Really that’s a bit unfair on all of the other films that are going to be trying to win next year’s Oscars.

 

[ButterTart]

My favourite bit is Ken getting a perfect against poor, shit El Fuerte.

 

[Pipo]

well this looks like a must-see MESS. With all the recent flops I do worry about this one :/

 

[Joseph]

If He-Man flopped I really don’t see this doing much

 

[Pipo]

If He-Man flopped I really don’t see this doing much

Who knows? Gen Z-ers and Alphas are pretty heavily involved in the gamer community, and they might actually leave their houses to go see this one?

 

[straightorbroken]

Is Rose confirmed?

 

[Pipo]

The way my jaw dropped to the floor and I let out a GASP when opening X today

This is bound to be good

 

[straightorbroken]

Cannot wait.

 

[Pipo]

The audience is always right. Best movie of the year, people! 84% is good innit?



What is it with the flux of Brazilian accounts lately, ffs?

 

[Pipo]

10/10 no notes from me.

The most absurd, stupid, pointless cinematic piece I've watched all year but at the same time it's been ages since I had so much fun at the movies

I would take away points because they didn't do Cammy justice. We wanna see her fight, not act like a Harley Queen wannabe. Kylie's crown remains untouched.

 

[Pipo]

It seems I'm not alone

 

[Joseph]

10/10 no notes from me.

The most absurd, stupid, pointless cinematic piece I've watched all year but at the same time it's been ages since I had so much fun at the movies

I would take away points because they didn't do Cammy justice. We wanna see her fight, not act like a Harley Queen wannabe. Kylie's crown remains untouched.

How was the masked cowboy Orville?

 

[Pipo]

How was the masked cowboy Orville?

Decent amount of screen time, one of the most accurate portrayals of the character and Orville does a wonderful job with what he's given. Funny and camp.

Spoiler

For some reason, 90% of the tournament takes place offscreen, but he has a couple of fights (one with Ryu/Ken and another one alongside Juli vs. Chun-Li) where he completely steals the show.

 

[Ellie]

I’m sorry but this was absolutely rubbish. Not least because they couldn’t get any of the music right for the setting. I mean using What’s Up in 1986? By the time it even got to 1993, I think they only actually used 2 other songs that were possible for the time.

 

[Pipo]

I’m sorry but this was absolutely rubbish. Not least because they couldn’t get any of the music right for the setting. I mean using What’s Up in 1986? By the time it even got to 1993, I think they only actually used 2 other songs that were possible for the time.

Ellie, they can shoot FIREBALLS in the movie; using Who Let The Dogs Out in a movie supposedly set in 1993 is the least of its faults

 

[Ellie]

Ellie, they can shoot FIREBALLS in the movie; using Who Let The Dogs Out in a movie supposedly set in 1993 is the least of its faults

I JUST wanted more Dhalsim. He was by far the strongest fighter in Street Fighter 2. Fucking Ken. Awful actor playing him too.

 

[Pipo]

Yes to Dhalsim; such wasted potential, and we didn't even get a fucking Yoga Flame.
I liked Ken, but then again, I've always liked Noah and he looked like the only one actually having fun throughout.

 

[Indie]

He was by far the strongest fighter in Street Fighter 2.

Now i know you're talking crap.

 

[Ellie]

Now i know you're talking crap.

Who was best? I was never even allowed to play Dhalsim because my brother had mastered his moves and he was practically invincible. I’d always play Blanka and Chun Li

 

[Pipo]

Now i know you're talking crap.

Real ones know it was either Vega or Chun Li

 

[Indie]

Who was best? I was never even allowed to play Dhalsim because my brother had mastered his moves and he was practically invincible. I’d always play Blanka and Chun Li

Ultimately it's subjective depending on who you master as a player. I could beat anyone with Ken/Ryu, for example. I'm not going to rank them all because everyone will have their own opinions!

Zangief is objectionably the worst though.

 

[Madison]

Chun Li was the strongest. FACT. I challenge Indie to beat me.

(Zangief clearly the worst.)

 

[Shoat]

Colour me SHOCKED that Moopy might have exclusively played Chun Li

 

[Madison]

Her thighs combined with the wall jump made her formidable.