Strictly Confidential (Liz Hurley lesbian erotic thriller directed by her own son)

[jivafox]

Well count ME IN.

 

[straightorbroken]

A masterclass.

Edit: wait, it's out?

imdb: 2.8/10

Rotten Tomatoes: 11%



Did Uncle Elton pay for it?

 

[jivafox]

Released on all good digital platforms this Friday

 

[Shoat]

I don't think I've ever seen Liz Hurley in anything other than the Daily Telegraph

Is she known as an actress?

Loving the overly dramatic trailer



*Ominous music swells*

*OBLIGATORY DUH-DUH-DUH HOLLYWOOD DRUM CRASHES*

Woman politely asks visiting neighbour "Can I help you?"

*DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-CRASH-BANG-WALLOP-WORLD-ENDING-OVERLOAD*

 

[rhythmbandit]

Looks like a camp classic in the making.

 

[straightorbroken]

Austin Powers aside, I've only ever seen Liz in a film with Patsy Palmer movie-wise. I must try and find it.

 

[jivafox]

Ahem excuse me she starred opposite Oscar winner Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled?!

 

[Halli]

Austin Powers aside, I've only ever seen Liz in a film with Patsy Palmer movie-wise. I must try and find it.

Bedazzled SorB!

 

[Suedehead]

Where’s the 11/10 option for this cold mess

 

[jivafox]

God this was fantastically CRAP Absolute shite from start to finish - awful dialogue, terrible directing and editing, full on convoluted CAMP with Liz Hurley playing a vampy lesbian who lets her attention drift off camera whenever it isn't her line. I had a BLAST.

Points deducted for the fucking AWFUL lead actress, who seemed to act entirely with her forehead, and got on my tits so much I wanted to plunge through the screen and stab her with the highest dose of botox possible. She honestly just pulled this face THROUGHOUT.

 

[straightorbroken]

That's this evening's viewing sorted then. What a write-up

 

[funky]

@jivafox to be nominated as the official moopy movie journo immediately please

 

[straightorbroken]

Just heard about The Inheritance starting in "Autumn 2025" on Channel 4. Also had no idea she's now partnered up with Billy Ray Cyrus.