Suicidal Saturday

[ButterTart]

Hello. How are we all feeling today?

 

[Shirley]

I've got DRAINS to UNBLOCK

 

[Zu]

Hello. How are we all feeling today?

Hello.

 

[Dark Carnival]

*continental hugs*

 

[Zu]

*continental hugs*

*sanglote*

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[floppet]

Stupidly thought I'd have the whole day to do what I want today, the first one since mid-September. But no, at 8pm last night my mum rang to tell me I was going visiting at the hospital at 2pm with her because spawn was going to the bridesmaid dress shop at 4pm. Then I had to ring spawn and arrange who was going where, in which car, and I've ended up being saddled with also going to the dress shop and then Hobbycraft.

 

[Alla]

This year in Eurovision: "Welcome Europe, Australia and UK".

 

[Zu]

I suppose at least we’re still in Europe. Even though it doesn’t feel like it

 

[lolly]

Right, so when is this 'healing' beginning?

 

[big ron]

No different, except I got banned from one of my local pub's facebook pages for taking the piss out of his brexit fireworks. Going to glue some €1 coins over his locks.

 

[octophone]

Soz. Combination of lager and misery kept me in bed. Now up and blasting some classic Nurse With Wound.

 

[Indie]

I've just put up some shelves. Man etc.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm off drinking again in NINETY MINUTES. I'm barely awake.

 

[Shirley]

I fixed the DRAINS with just CAUSTIC SODA so I didn't have to buy a PRESSURE WASHER DRAIN UNBLOCKING GADGET after all
I fixed my glasses by buying a spare pair of frames for £25 on ebay (I SEE YOU CALVIN KLEIN AND BOOTS OPTICIANS)
I fixed my record player with a new STYLUS
I've just been out and brought a new BIRD BATH
It's ALL GOING ON

 

[SDF]

I had to buy a bike pump for my tyres. I thought I was doing well until my headphones got tangled in the chain and now I’ve fucked them. Man fail.

 

[big ron]

Ron Jr moved to a ‘proper’ school this year and I was a bit worried about him making mates etc. Hes got a friend round today playing and I’m listening to them nearly crying. This parenting thing is fucking wild man

 

[Rita]

Ron Jr moved to a ‘proper’ school this year and I was a bit worried about him making mates etc. Hes got a friend round today playing and I’m listening to them nearly crying. This parenting thing is fucking wild man

Why are they nearly crying?

 

[Lucille]

I read it as Ron crying? Are you on a comedown babes?

 

[Rita]

I read it as Ron crying? Are you on a comedown babes?

Ahhh, yes.That would make more sense.

 

[Star]

I've been to a spa day today

 

[ButterTart]

I've watched loads of shit telly and insulted people on Twitter. I feel a bit better now.

 

[ButterTart]

I did think I was going to be banned for telling a woman she deserved to have her children taken into care because supporting Brexit means she's not fit to be a mother, but so far I've had no comeuppance. Nor do I deserve any.

 

[Zu]

I did think I was going to be banned for telling a woman she deserved to have her children taken into care because supporting Brexit means she's not fit to be a mother

 

[Zu]

I had a Lidl lasagne for lunch which I daintily cut into rectangles before inevitably wolfing the lot, and then slept for the rest of the day. I’m exhausted. By Brexit and all of it