Sunday’s a mess but it still looks CLASSY

[Lucille]

Morning girls!!!

 

[Lucille]

Wanted to get in there before another dreaded @Jark daily thread.

 

[Lucille]

Omg did I accidentally post this in Dark Moopy?!?

 

[Lucille]

THANKS MODS!

 

[floppet]

Omg did I accidentally post this in Dark Moopy?!?

You did.

 

[Inner Smile]

Wanted to get in there before another dreaded @Jark daily thread.

Thank you

 

[Lucille]

Live your DREAMS, like KINGS and QUEENS, fly by the SEAT OF YOUR PANTS.

 

[ButterTart]

No idea what to do with the day. I might do a spot of ironing later on, as a treat.

 

[Lucille]

My grandma is 86 and still irons all her clothes despite never leaving the house or seeing anyone.

 

[Lucille]

I wish I’d inherited ANY of that Protestant work ethic.

 

[Tisch]

I still can't quite believe I sat through ALL of San Remo last night how does it go on for five days?

 

[Lucille]

Didn't we actually miss the fist couple of hours as well?

 

[Tisch]

Didn't we actually miss the fist couple of hours as well?

And the first FIVE DAYS

 

[floppet]

My grandma is 86 and still irons all her clothes despite never leaving the house or seeing anyone.

My gran used to also still iron duvet covers, bottom sheets, teatowels, towels and her voluminous kecks well into her '80s. It's a pride in their appearance thing. My gran's was because of the abject poverty she was brought up in so, later in life when she had nice things, she looked after them to keep them nice and also didn't want people thinking she was still poor.

 

[Lucille]

I will iron a shirt for a job interview and MAYBE for a date, and that's it.

 

[jyxz]

I’m a total convert to Marks and Spencer’s non-iron shirts. Can’t remember the last time I ironed anything.

 

[Lucille]

Yeah I tend to buy stuff that doesn't need ironing (except that one fucking linen shirt which is the bain of my life). Luckily I've never worked anywhere that requires office wear.

 

[Rachey]

I've pood so much since heathcliff has been in hospital, I hope I've lost some weight

 

[Apoca]

 

[floppet]

Is he all better and coming home today @Rachey? Did they know what was wrong?

 

[Soldi]

I've pood so much since heathcliff has been in hospital, I hope I've lost some weight

In the bath?

 

[Эулия]

MORNING LADS

I’ve just filled a carrier bag as the toilet’s still blocked so I’m off down the DOG BIN to dispose of it

Always a soothing start to the day I feel

 

[Iguana]

Alexandra Burke is on Sunday Brunch. She said she's kept a diary since 1999 but in the last year hasn't written anything as she's been too scared to face her fears.

Didn't stop her releasing a song with Beenie Man though did it

 

[AlgoAlex]

Live your DREAMS, like KINGS and QUEENS, fly by the SEAT OF YOUR PANTS.

LOVING your work

 

[Rachey]

In the bath?

No, I've not pood in the bath for a while. I might relive that moment again.

 

[AlgoAlex]

No idea what to do with the day. I might do a spot of ironing later on, as a treat.

In the middle of a pandemic WHO IRONS ?
I’ve not ironed a thing since March 2020

 

[Rachey]

Is he all better and coming home today @Rachey? Did they know what was wrong?

Apparently he seems well, no more vomitting or diarrhoea. It could have been an infection because some of his bloods showed an elevation in something. Or it could be inflammation of the pancreas. I'm convinced it's because the food he has has recently had a change of marketing and the ingredients have changed. So I've emailed the rep.

 

[Rachey]

MORNING LADS

I’ve just filled a carrier bag as the toilet’s still blocked so I’m off down the DOG BIN to dispose of it

Always a soothing start to the day I feel

 

[Iguana]

In the middle of a pandemic WHO IRONS ?
I’ve not ironed a thing since March 2020

A pandemic who irons > a pandemic who shits in the bath

 

[Halli]

Didn't stop her releasing a song with Beenie Man though did it

Or bringing the UNKNOWN phrase 'Elephant in the room' over to the UK.

 

[Rita]

I have the news that you have all been waiting for to help you through this locked down Sunday. Vera has asked to return this week, and who am I to refuse? She can come and live in with us if she wishes as long as I don’t need to tidy up after the couple of PIGS I have birth too.

 

[Rita]

Sorry, new leaf. As long as I don’t need to pick up after my beautiful cherubic offspring xxxoo

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh my god, yes to everything about @Dark Carnival's new avatar

 

[Dark Carnival]

AH AH I HATE YOU
AH AH FORGET YOU
GO BACK TO YOUR MAMA!

 

[Lucille]

NOT A DRAG QUEEN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

NOT A DRAG QUEEN!

Just in case SOME here might take her for one

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

MORNING LADS

I’ve just filled a carrier bag as the toilet’s still blocked so I’m off down the DOG BIN to dispose of it

Always a soothing start to the day I feel

OMG

 

[Soldi]

MORNING LADS

I’ve just filled a carrier bag as the toilet’s still blocked so I’m off down the DOG BIN to dispose of it

Always a soothing start to the day I feel

More about this please Julia, love.

 

[big ron]

Second weekend running I’ve been given tips on my bike jumping technique by fucking teenagers.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Second weekend running I’ve been given tips on my bike jumping technique by fucking teenagers.

For a second there I thought teenagers were tipping you