Sunday’s a mess but it still looks CLASSY

[Эулия]

More about this please Julia, love.

Well I can (excitingly) reveal that my local park turns out not to have separate dog bins and you can throw whatever debris you fancy into ANY bin

THAT’S HACKNEY FOR YOU

 

[Эулия]

At least I kept it classy and didn’t just throw the steaming hot bag out of my kitchen window as I did in the Vauxhall years when there was a sanitary towel-related blockage in the lavatoire

 

[Soldi]

Omg

 

[Эулия]

I hasten to add that wasn't a recent event. I did live with someone at that time who once popped a half-eaten Quarter Pounder in the post box because he didn't fancy it, and I have always been led astray by wrong'uns

 

[Indie]

STEPS

 

[ButterTart]

Why are most of the recent posts about Steps? Has one of them sadly died? Or mercifully, in the case of H.

 

[Soldi]

Why are most of the recent posts about Steps? Has one of them sadly died? Or mercifully, in the case of H.

We have a new member

 

[Rita]

We have a new member

Hey Soldi. Has anyone ever told you that you are just a beautiful shining light that could creep through the crevices of any abyss? You are good, you are great and don’t you forget it.oxox

 

[Rita]

*chokes*

 

[Rita]

MORNING LADS

I’ve just filled a carrier bag as the toilet’s still blocked so I’m off down the DOG BIN to dispose of it

Always a soothing start to the day I feel

What a DELIGHTFUL anecdote. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

 

[Soldi]

Hey Soldi. Has anyone ever told you that you are just a beautiful shining light that could creep through the crevices of any abyss? You are good, you are great and don’t you forget it.oxox

I’m on the day wine too!

 

[dmlaw]

Hey Soldi. Has anyone ever told you that you are just a beautiful shining light that could creep through the crevices of any abyss? You are good, you are great and don’t you forget it.oxox

Honestly, this sort of thing is more frightening than the insults.

 

[Rita]

Honestly, this sort of thing is more frightening than the insults.

I am a new woman. I had an epiphany after my disgusting antics of the previous few days and have turned over a new leaf. I only hope my fellow moopy patriots will learn to forgive me in time whilst I follow my path to being a better person.

 

[big ron]

For a second there I thought teenagers were tipping you

Ha, I'm just THAT good

 

[ButterTart]

I am a new woman. I had an epiphany after my disgusting antics of the previous few days and have turned over a new leaf. I only hope my fellow moopy patriots will learn to forgive me in time whilst I follow my path to being a better person.

I feel like this is the calm before Vera's found under the patio.

 

[big ron]

Our new NINJA blender has come so I’m now pissed on frozen pineapple daiquiris. Summer is going to be good

 

[Rachey]

Oh Mandy wants a ninja blender. I want an air fryer. So we've got neither.

 

[big ron]

You cant make cocktails in an air fryer