ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
HAPPY HOGMANAY
omg actually relieved for you beb xI’m finally returning to London.
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Why can’t I see this post?good morning to sluts only!
Sure, JanWhy can’t I see this post?


SEMEN INDUCED CONJUNCTIVITISWhy can’t I see this post?
Oh course, because it's Sunday, Glasgow's subway closes at 6pm. How FESTIVE.
I was 95% sure Mr L was calling my bluff about going to a friend's party, and sure enough I was right.
I would actually be slightly tempted if it was staggering distance home, but it's over an hour's walk away, so fuck that in this weather. And I don't fancy trying my luck with uber tonight.
I had three bottles of sherry and two of gin for Christmas, a freezer full of snack food, and a host of fellow miserablists on moopy. I'm good without leaving the house until Tuesday.

My sisters boyfriend has a flat tyre so I need to drive to LINCOLN and back![]()


You have to go out a few times on NYE to realise it's fucking terrible. My only happy memory was Kat Slater ringing in New Year in about 2001 at Ally Pally. I was also on about 4 pills and there was a disco bouncy castle![]()