SUNDAY FUNDAY with these PIG DICKS

Doesn’t everyone in Sitges have cum on SOME PART of their body at some point anyway? Don’t know why that queen was making such a fuss about it.
 
This is my favourite daily thread title in ages :D Did we ever have an I Think You Should Leave thread here, because we should.
 
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I've just discovered there's a 20 disc Eurotrash box set coming out in September. I'm not going to pay the £70 it's on pre-order for, but if it goes below £50 I'll be very tempted.
 
Apparently the son-in-law is fed up of seeing my flat-pack new shed in the dining room so him and his mate are coming round next Sunday to dismantle my old shed and put the new one up. It's only been there a year. I knew if I left it long enough somebody else would do it for me :D

This is why you need inlaws. My mum was tapping up Mr Star to put up some new blinds the other day :D
 
This is why you need inlaws. My mum was tapping up Mr Star to put up some new blinds the other day :D

It's ace, I hadn't realised it was a thing, nobody has ever done anything to help us out before. My mum always rings either me or my brother if she wants stuff doing but she's an old lady so I'm happy to do it if it means she doesn't stand on a chair, fall off and break a hip. He asked if I was ever going to put the new shed up so I said I planned to but needed a day where Mr F was in a fit state (very rare) then he just said "me and Simon are coming round next Sunday morning and we'll take the old shed down then put the new one up for you". I tried to argue by saying that I needed to sort out a skip first but he just said they'd put all the stuff out of the old shed back into the new one and I had no more arguing in me after that revelation.
 

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