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Tits out everywhere.

So I'm stood waiting for the till and had a hot flush (not unusual) so without thinking what I was doing I fanned my face with my hand then did a little asthma-clearing-of-the-tubes cough. The woman behind me stepped backwards so fast she almost fell over and after that didn't come within 10 feet of me. Had I been in a better mood I'd have explained I didn't have Coronavirus but I decided to let her spend the next week panicking at every tiny cough instead, panic-buying bitch.![]()
@Zu-KlaraPopped to Asda to do my usual Sunday shop. It was busier than I've ever seen (including Christmas), people wearing masks (really?!) and one man had stacks of Fray Bentos pies in tins along with every other tinned food you can imagine. Shelves were bare and the till queues went back to the aisles. So I'm stood waiting for the till and had a hot flush (not unusual) so without thinking what I was doing I fanned my face with my hand then did a little asthma-clearing-of-the-tubes cough. The woman behind me stepped backwards so fast she almost fell over and after that didn't come within 10 feet of me. Had I been in a better mood I'd have explained I didn't have Coronavirus but I decided to let her spend the next week panicking at every tiny cough instead, panic-buying bitch.![]()
Popped to Asda to do my usual Sunday shop. It was busier than I've ever seen (including Christmas), people wearing masks (really?!) and one man had stacks of Fray Bentos pies in tins along with every other tinned food you can imagine. Shelves were bare and the till queues went back to the aisles. So I'm stood waiting for the till and had a hot flush (not unusual) so without thinking what I was doing I fanned my face with my hand then did a little asthma-clearing-of-the-tubes cough. The woman behind me stepped backwards so fast she almost fell over and after that didn't come within 10 feet of me. Had I been in a better mood I'd have explained I didn't have Coronavirus but I decided to let her spend the next week panicking at every tiny cough instead, panic-buying bitch.![]()
Floppet how are you feeling about all this? I feel you may well be my much needed calming influence.
I recommend neither.I wish I had a dog or a boyfriend in times like this.
Leaning more towards the dog.
I might try this on the train tomorrow to guarantee myself a seat.I was doing I fanned my face with my hand then did a little asthma-clearing-of-the-tubes cough. The woman behind me stepped backwards so fast she almost fell over and after that didn't come within 10 feet of me.
I wish I had a dog or a boyfriend in times like this.
Leaning more towards the dog.
Look, I did 2 weeks housebound in 2017 when I had my fanny installed - it's actually FINE. Might have snuck out briefly on day 12, mind you...![]()