Sunday had a few drinks last night and just wants you to TALK QUIETLY

[Lucille]

Oh god the cute 17 year old drug dealer I found keeps calling me, what does she want?

Oh she’s just making sure I feel ok (I don’t) 5/5 for customer service.

 

[Tisch]

The AFTERCARE! Does she want you to fill out a survey as well

 

[octophone]

Covid Marshalls are LITERALLY going to be the fun police, aren’t they?

It's going to be like a 50's American high school dance..."six inches for The Lord".

Actually, how will we know who is a proper Marshall and who is just a nosy bastard who thinks they should be a marshall but isn't?

 

[Sheena]

Oh she’s just making sure I feel ok (I don’t) 5/5 for customer service.

As she’s obviously sold you something she later found out has killed someone.

 

[Sheena]

It's going to be like a 50's American high school dance..."six inches for The Lord".

Actually, how will we know who is a proper Marshall and who is just a nosy bastard who thinks they should be a marshall but isn't?

It’s all very “jingle jangle”- what I call the people in supermarkets who have keys on their belt and think it makes them important...

 

[Star]

It's going to be like a 50's American high school dance..."six inches for The Lord".

Actually, how will we know who is a proper Marshall and who is just a nosy bastard who thinks they should be a marshall but isn't?

They should have a shiny gold badge if they are official

 

[lolly]

I'm sorry, but I'd make a fucking EXCELLENT covid marshall

 

[Star]

It’s all very “jingle jangle”- what I call the people in supermarkets who have keys on their belt and think it makes them important...

We have one of those for the shopping centre we're part of. We call him The Sheriff

 

[Lucille]

As she’s obviously sold you something she later found out has killed someone.

That was my first thought

 

[Star]

I'm doing the most dull work training, the only thing getting me through is the fact the customer name they using is 'Mr Cheadle'

 

[SDF]

That was my first thought

act dead and we’ll get you some compensation

 

[Star]

act dead and we’ll get you some compensation

Yes! Send me her number and I'll call up as your bereaved wife and mother to your 6 children.

 

[Lucille]

I do feel like I’m DYING.

 

[lolly]

I wanted to trim my gay garden, but have forgotten to fully charge my trimmer. Now I have to choose between head or groin

 

[AlgoAlex]

I wanted to trim my gay garden, but have forgotten to fully charge my trimmer. Now I have to choose between head or groin

Do the left side of each?

 

[lolly]

Do the left side of each?

Actually, I'm going to opposites, like the Bristol Rovers football shirt!

 

[octophone]

It’s all very “jingle jangle”- what I call the people in supermarkets who have keys on their belt and think it makes them important...

Mark E Smith once sacked a roadie for key jangling. Whilst he made several deeply questionable decisions re: personnel over the years, I fully support this particular move.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Actually, I'm going to opposites, like the Bristol Rovers football shirt!

A football reference on moopy ?
Who are you and what have you done with lolly ?!

 

[SDF]

A football reference on moopy ?

FILTH

 

[Star]

A football reference on moopy ?
Who are you and what have you done with lolly ?!

Footballing runs in his blood don't you know

 

[AlgoAlex]

FILTH

I know, what has become of this place ?

 

[Soldi]

So the mods BAN COCK but not FOOTBALL CHAT

WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE

 

[Soldi]

I thought this was a SAFE SPACE

 

[AlgoAlex]

Footballing runs in his blood don't you know

The SCANDAL

 

[Star]

I thought this was a SAFE SPACE

Remember you must tell your parent/ carer if Moopy makes you feel uncomfortable

 

[octophone]

I thought this was a SAFE SPACE

Who the fuck told you THAT?

 

[Soldi]

Who the fuck told you THAT?

@dazsampson

 

[Soldi]

And @Rachey

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My throat is still so weird. I now think I've injured my windpipe (or something).

Contrary to the nonsense going on, on the rest of Moopy atm it was caused by coughing so much after choking on a noodle not a dick.

 

[Star]

Could it be scratched up @Ag? Might be worth salt water gurgles to try help it heal.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Could it be scratched up @Ag? Might be worth salt water gurgles to try help it heal.

I've been doing vicks steam facials. No idea if that's going to help. I think that was based on the fact I thought something was stuck in my sinus.

It's like having a horrible cold, but caused by a Chinese takeaway.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've been doing so many salt mouthwashes since I had my tooth out, I actually don't hate them. So I'll give that a try.

Thanks @Star hun x

 

[Star]

And maybe keep simple liquids up to soothe it, nothing fizzy etc

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I had two Diet Cokes this afternoon and it didn't make it worse. Swallowing doesn't hurt. It's just sore and makes me cough when I move around.

 

[lolly]

Footballing runs in his blood don't you know

THE TRUTH WILL OUT

 

[Star]

I had two Diet Cokes this afternoon and it didn't make it worse. Swallowing doesn't hurt. It's just sore and makes me cough when I move around.

Yeah but I don't imagine pouring that sort of thing into a possible open wound would help! Keep it simple for a couple of days

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yeah fair. It's just taken a while to work out what actually happened.

 

[lolly]

What's the next planned moopy event?

 

[Soldi]

It was Kalavision results I think but y’know...

 

[Star]

What's the next planned moopy event?

Isolation