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Joseph said:
We CONSTANTLY get people at the hospital with foreign object in the ass/vagina/penis that get stuck.

The last exciting one was a guy was in the woods filming himself using a dildo attached to a metal pole and he “somehow” impaled himself with it and had to call 911 because he was stuck in the pole as it had perforated his bowel. It was all accidental of course lol
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So what would the 7 items be? All rods? Ball bearings? Do you know/ have seen?

I’m obsessed by the whole storyline!
 
To be fair, he’s been refreshingly honest about it all and even telling doctors what happened last time he had to come in to have something removed.

MAYBE THAT’S THE FETISH!
 
One of my friends is a nurse who used to work on the genitourinary ward. THE STORIES SHE HAS TOLD ME.

She gave up nursing in her 30s and became a late onset lesbian in her 40s, which may or not be unrelated to the horrors of what she had to deal with.
 
I’ve also just had my first poo since Christmas Day morning and it was a corker.

I feel I need another one already.
 
Sheena said:
So what would the 7 items be? All rods? Ball bearings? Do you know/ have seen?

I’m obsessed by the whole storyline!
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We have people using things like the inserts of ink pens

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I mean, OK but how much are you packing if you can get 7 of those up one after the other?
 
octophone said:
I mean, OK but how much are you packing if you can get 7 of those up one after the other?
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Well this was my point. I’ve seen sounding rods (and different sizes) but it CAN’T be those for seven!

He’s also got very long, manicured fingernails I noticed. I can’t imagine they’re MUCH USE in the situation.
 
The nurse has just said he’s had someone called Maxine phone up and ask about him and he’s replied that “oh I know, she’ll always phone up when it’s anything hospital related”.

HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED?
 
Oh it absolutely is part of the fetish. We have people calling us up constantly to WAX LYRICAL about their penile CONUNDRUMS knowing damn well we aren’t a clinical team but we have to listen.
 
jivafox said:
Oh it absolutely is part of the fetish. We have people calling us up constantly to WAX LYRICAL about their penile CONUNDRUMS knowing damn well we aren’t a clinical team but we have to listen.
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But the whole kinky phone call thing IS a fetish and well known. But the actual going to hospital to get off on it?

Maybe I’m NAIVE.
 
Oh plenty of people have MEDICAL FETISHES. The fact the staff are now forced to look at and touch his BITS is surely the POINT!
 
As a pubescent horny teen I did have some curiosity about what happens inside the japs eye, i had a little tickle around the entrance with one of these and it was HORRIFIC. I cant imagine what seven of ANYTHING feels like.

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Sheena said:
God, there REALLY IS NOTHING BETTER TO DO
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When my dear old grandma was in hospital and we used to visit she'd give us a full run down on what everyone in the ward had been up to. Pretty impressive as she didn't even speak English!
 
Star said:
When my dear old grandma was in hospital and we used to visit she'd give us a full run down on what everyone in the ward had been up to. Pretty impressive as she didn't even speak English!
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Oh everyone is listening in- I’ve found most of this lot on Facebook already (though sadly not old Willy as me and Mr Sheena have named him). Indeed, I’ve made quite sure to mention my APPENDIX loads so that people know I haven’t been up to any insertions myself.
 
Sheena said:
Oh everyone is listening in- I’ve found most of this lot on Facebook already (though sadly not old Willy as me and Mr Sheena have named him). Indeed, I’ve made quite sure to mention my APPENDIX loads so that people know I haven’t been up to any insertions myself.
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Check grindr!
 
Are you feeling any better today Shee or is it just being managed with painkillers still?
 
Star said:
Are you feeling any better today Shee or is it just being managed with painkillers still?
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I do feel better. I think the painkillers have helped a lot but I also think the antibiotics are kicking in and helping clear the inflammation.

The surgeon I saw today said they might send me home tomorrow to finish the antibiotics, if everything else seems ok. I’m going to ask them to do another scan and if the inflammation has gone down if they can just operate and get rid of the appendix. As otherwise it’s inevitable I’ll need an appendectomy, so I’ll just need to come back anyway.
 
My neighbour had his whipped out, recovery was a bit like post c- section, no driving, no heavy lifting etc
 
Star said:
My neighbour had his whipped out, recovery was a bit like post c- section, no driving, no heavy lifting etc
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Yeah, but just get ON with it.

I’ve already cancelled my birthday trip which was supposed to be a weekend away to a fancy spa and food experience. 9th January- it’s too close to know what stage I’ll be at and can’t risk leaving it and losing the cash.
 
Sheena said:
Yeah, but just get ON with it.

I’ve already cancelled my birthday trip which was supposed to be a weekend away to a fancy spa and food experience. 9th January- it’s too close to know what stage I’ll be at and can’t risk leaving it and losing the cash.
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Oh totally! I don't understand why they would leave it in, surely you'd be risking another potential infection and it's only going to flare up again and need taking out. It would be a better use of nhs resources just to deal with it now.
 
I really want a spa weekend :shy: This year was my 20th work anniversary and they were trying to organise some trip to Europe with 3 others who also hit the 20 year mark. I was telling them to give me a spa weekend instead with Mr Star (I mean who wants to go away with a bunch of work randoms?!). Anyway I got a box of chocolates instead in the end.
 
Star said:
Oh totally! I don't understand why they would leave it in, surely you'd be risking another potential infection and it's only going to flare up again and need taking out. It would be a better use of nhs resources just to deal with it now.
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Like I say, depends if they CAN. The growth/ mass inflammation has complicated things and makes it dangerous as the appendix is wrapped up in it and my bowel.

(YUM!)
 
Star said:
I really want a spa weekend :shy: This year was my 20th work anniversary and they were trying to organise some trip to Europe with 3 others who also hit the 20 year mark. I was telling them to give me a spa weekend instead with Mr Star (I mean who wants to go away with a bunch of work randoms?!). Anyway I got a box of chocolates instead in the end.
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A SLIGHT difference there :D
 
Sheena said:
A SLIGHT difference there :D
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Well there's a promise of something yet to come, but another guy has been waiting 3 years now and nothing! I even told them to get me vouchers for the garden centre, I'll buy some trees for my garden and it'll be great for the world etc etc. But they'd rather forced fun on a team trip instead.
 
Star said:
Check grindr!
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OH MY ACTUAL GOD HE LITERALLY CAME ROUND, WENT STRAIGHT ON AND SENT ME (or my blank profile) A MESSAGE SAYING “u r close, u looking?” FROM A PROFILE CLAIMING HE’S A DOM TOP!!!!

He’s literally sat opposite me with blood all over the groin of his gown, what the fuck is he expecting to do?
 
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