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Sheena said:
OH MY ACTUAL GOD HE LITERALLY CAME ROUND, WENT STRAIGHT ON AND SENT ME (or my blank profile) A MESSAGE SAYING “u r close, u looking?” FROM A PROFILE CLAIMING HE’S A DOM TOP!!!!

He’s literally sat opposite me with blood all over the groin of his gown, what the fuck is he expecting to do?
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Reply back and play him along!!
 
Star said:
Reply back and play him along!!
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Nah, absolutely not. I’ve deleted the profile and moved on. Not getting involved with all of that.

I do think there’s something wrong. He’s kicking off about having a standard anti- clotting drug (“it must be run through my GP as I may have an adverse reaction”) as he’s never had it before and he’s had “many operations”.

It’s a fucking fetish!
 
Sheena said:
I do think there’s something wrong. He’s kicking off about having a standard anti- clotting drug (“it must be run through my GP as I may have an adverse reaction”) as he’s never had it before and he’s had “many operations”.

It’s a fucking fetish!
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I'm sure they can see his records showing allergies etc, even I have access to stuff like that sometimes.
 
They're doing better than me! But then I seem to have the concentration span of an ant these days.
 
The penis ones are all understandable bar the chess piece, but not in multiples of SEVEN.
 
We’ve ran across Barbie dolls before. Those can cause pretty rank damage to the insides
 
big non-denominational winter festival said:
japs eye,
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Sheena said:
I do feel better. I think the painkillers have helped a lot but I also think the antibiotics are kicking in and helping clear the inflammation.

The surgeon I saw today said they might send me home tomorrow to finish the antibiotics, if everything else seems ok. I’m going to ask them to do another scan and if the inflammation has gone down if they can just operate and get rid of the appendix. As otherwise it’s inevitable I’ll need an appendectomy, so I’ll just need to come back anyway.
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Good long been in sayd rong same ward hope all gose well are in own room


Ligers roxs
 
Sadly, this morning’s update is that Willy has gone. Got up in the middle of the night and a vacant bed where his damaged penis used to be.

No word whether he’s been moved wards, gone home or dead, but I think our journey into urethral sounding ends here, Moopy. :(
 
I remain fascinated by the number of 'objects' - there's a limit to how capacious a urethra can be, even if you've been..erm...in training. It's clearly not random shit that was lying about.
 
octophone said:
I remain fascinated by the number of 'objects' - there's a limit to how capacious a urethra can be, even if you've been..erm...in training. It's clearly not random shit that was lying about.
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Maybe it was 7 tiny grains of rice :)
 
Like, it has to be grains of rice or something stupid, right? He even said he'd managed to "pass" one, so they have to be fairly small. Ball bearings or something.

STILL...
 
Yeah I’m thinking something like small ball bearing/marbles if he’s “passed” one
 
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