Sunday has the 7 year itch

Well I just did a 7 mile. I was pretty pleased with myself, but the internet says that's a moderate walk and I should be doing 5 miles every day anyway.
 
I've had my bath and it's only 5.20.

That said, I need a weekend like this every so often, especially given that next weekend, I;m working Saturday and have "things" Saturday evening and Sunday afternoon. So it's been new music, bed and baths this weekend.
 
Although not bedbaths. I've only ever had one of those and I've never stopped feeling bad for the poor lass that had to wash my arse after I'd been flat on it for about 48 hours.
 
I've been fighting with the lawnmower today. Think it's dead now, I almost am. Not looking forward to peeling off these black plasters when I go in the bath, one of my fingers is still bleeding through it and I may have whiplashed myself on the pullcord but that'll be tomorrow's problem.
 
Lovely hot bath, sang very loudly. Unfortunately one of my plasters fell off (I'm allergic to waterproof ones) so when I got out and wrapped my hair in the towel the finger wound opened again and now there's blood on both of the clean bath towels that I'd replaced immediately prior to bathing.
 
octophone said:
Although not bedbaths. I've only ever had one of those and I've never stopped feeling bad for the poor lass that had to wash my arse after I'd been flat on it for about 48 hours.
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I’m not sure I could ever subject myself to that. I certainly couldn’t trust anyone to cut my toenails. Imagine the blood. Imagine the SCREAMS
 
Thank you for the anniversary wishes ladies!
We celebrated with a 4 hour drive back from a Scout Weekender in London, then Kent and then home for KFC.
I'm knackered.
 
What on earth has happened to poor dear @Penelope? Has that awful freak @Suomi chopped him up and eaten him with a tasty accompaniment of creamy mash and rich Bisto gravy? WE KNOW YOUR SORT LUV!
 
Apparently I've walked 48,000 steps in 22 miles and done 397 flights of steps today. And burned 6000 calories in the process.

I am broken.
 
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