Sunday is a dumb bitch

K.C.

K.C.

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Episode #347 of my Pickle Chronicles. I dropped a jar today and broke it and wasted all the pickles :( my midnight snack turned into a cleaning catastrophe.

Anyways...
 
Up to your old tricks KC?

don’t waste the pickles, see how many you can fit in your hole! Turn it into a teaching point, reclaim your time!
 
Rita said:
@Floppet how was your day yesterday?
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It was fun. Drunken karaoke descended into chaos when my drunk brother could no longer read the numbers on the cds (it's one of those old Sunfly machines where the songs are on discs and you find the number of the song in a book) so we were just singing whatever song came up next. When I got home I couldn't find my house keys anywhere despite having them in my hand when I left my brother's house. Handbag contents were deposited on the pavement, massive search of mum's car under the seats and in the boot, rang my sister in law but she couldn't see them anywhere. Then realised they were in the front pocket of my jeans and I hadn't noticed because that's normally where I keep my car key so it felt normal.

I've a slightly bad head this morning.
 
Floppet said:
It was fun. Drunken karaoke descended into chaos when my drunk brother could no longer read the numbers on the cds (it's one of those old Sunfly machines where the songs are on discs and you find the number of the song in a book) so we were just singing whatever song came up next. When I got home I couldn't find my house keys anywhere despite having them in my hand when I left my brother's house. Handbag contents were deposited on the pavement, massive search of mum's car under the seats and in the boot, rang my sister in law but she couldn't see them anywhere. Then realised they were in the front pocket of my jeans and I hadn't noticed because that's normally where I keep my car key so it felt normal.

I've a slightly bad head this morning.
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Yay! You didn’t have to drive! Glad you had a good night. Plenty of munchies and not lifting a finger usually sorts me out.
 
Diddy said:
Up to your old tricks KC?

don’t waste the pickles, see how many you can fit in your hole! Turn it into a teaching point, reclaim your time!
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Recorded and distributed. Pm me for a copy
 
I’ve really not been enjoying the taste of BEER this weekend, and I think it’s because my sense of taste and smell has returned after quitting smoking.

Did Beer always taste like this? I seem to remember this happening last time I quit and getting used to it eventually but it’s quite shocking how different it now tastes.
 
It's funny I never notice this taste difference with and without cigarettes. Beer IS better with cigs though.
 
I drink A LOT less without cigarettes, which I suppose is good, but it’s just not as enjoyable.
 
pickles slap.

speaking of pickles, i'm about to go get drilled by a fine man this lovely Sunday evening. to my surprise, my bf is high-key judging me with his eyes as if he hadn't gone out and fucked some whore last weekend anyway!

open relationships don't slap.
 
joanne said:
pickles slap.

speaking of pickles, i'm about to go get drilled by a fine man this lovely Sunday evening. to my surprise, my bf is high-key judging me with his eyes as if he hadn't gone out and fucked some whore last weekend anyway!

open relationships don't slap.
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I could never agree to an open relationship. If he isn’t happy with the steak he has at home and wants to go out and smash nothing short of a HOOF he can fuck right off. That may well be the reason I am an almost 47 year old singleton but I can LIVE WITH THAT.
 
Why do all my threads eventually spiral towards meaningless sex, alcohol and smoking?

:disco:
 
it's fine.

i didn't want him to touch that little thing that's dangling in the back of my throat with tears in my eyes tonight but i guess that's the esthetic we're going for now.
 
joanne said:
it's fine.

i didn't want him to touch that little thing that's dangling in the back of my throat with tears in my eyes tonight but i guess that's the esthetic we're going for now.
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:eyes:
 
And y'all thought my review of Azaelia Banks' BUMHOLE SOAP was bad.
 
ButterTart said:
I don’t want to give the impression that I’m drunk but I’ve just held my hands under a paper towel dispenser for ages thinking it was a hand dryer.
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Are you still enjoying the delights of MATLOCK BATH?
 
ButterTart said:
I’m actually in Matlock still, going to Matlock Bath in a bit for a meal. Sitting in a cocktail bar and guzzling old fashioned like they’re going out of (old) fashion at present.
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The only thing I like about the non-bathed Matlock is the big Iceland.

I could have nipped down the road and joined you if I could be arsed to get out of bed.
 
Soldi said:
The only thing I like about the non-bathed Matlock is the big Iceland.

I could have nipped down the road and joined you if I could be arsed to get out of bed.
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There’s a really nice shop called Boyes where I bought a hoodie from the other day. We got smashed at a pub called the Red Lion the other day. Lovely place.
 
ButterTart said:
There’s a really nice shop called Boyes where I bought a hoodie from the other day. We got smashed at a pub called the Red Lion the other day. Lovely place.
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You really should pay a visit to the BRAND NEW and RIVAL Gulliver’s Kingdom in my village before you leave :disco:
 
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