Sunday is hetero the house down boots for your nerves Mamaa OKRRRR

Morning! I’m doing a double shift today and feeling ROUGH as I went out with the very charming (AND SEXY!) Irish bartender last night who I’m incapable of saying NO TO. Anyway the lovely Polish waitress is getting the PACKETS IN tonight and I’ve informed work I have no intention of staying sober after 9pm.
 
I let somebody stay the night last night (don’t worry they survived) and I forgot what a misery it is to share a bed with another person. I didn’t get a BLINK of sleep.

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Fucks sake theres videos of people queuing in town already. Hopefully there will be a lot of 4pm casualties.
 
Being able to order alcohol off deliveroo is DANGEROUS. I apparently spent £17.99 on a bottle of shit white wine :zombie:

Being able to order food from Deliveroo is dangerous for me, prior to the pandemic it wasn't even a thing around these parts. I once got fags and cans of pop delivered from a petrol station Spar shop on the other side of town when my local shop is 100 yards from my house and I couldn't be bothered getting dressed to walk there. The driver looked at me with a mixture of sympathy and disdain.
 

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