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Soldi said:
No, we’re staying at a LODGE here for the whole two weeks. I think we’re going to Bude tomorrow, hangover dependant.
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Yeah, but you're not actually staying there during the day though, are you? What is even there?

I haven't been to Bude for years. One of my nieces is there now with her boyfriend who is a surfer. Probably because of the surfer crowd it's got a bit more LIFE about it, so you should find a few decent bars, even if the weather is shit.
 
lolly said:
Yeah, but you're not actually staying there during the day though, are you? What is even there?

I haven't been to Bude for years. One of my nieces is there now with her boyfriend who is a surfer. Probably because of the surfer crowd it's got a bit more LIFE about it, so you should find a few decent bars, even if the weather is shit.
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We’re staying round here today for football purposes. Just about to head out for some food.
 
Rita said:
NO WAY!!! :D
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Well, you don't nose around it as much as straddle it.

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Rita said:
[BGCOLOR=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Well, you don't nose around it as much as straddle it.[/BGCOLOR]


That looks rather squalid.
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All the better for a quick blow job around the back.
 
Omg what is it with southerners and the LACK OF GRAVY
 
Popped to Tesco for some bits, it was busier than two days before Christmas so I just got the tortoise food, a pack of dog food, cherries, barmcakes and fags and came home again.
 
I think I have a crush on my Turkish barber.

this is not going to end well.
 
Iguana said:
Aaand he's coming back out of space
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yeah I guess this is a proof of concept or something? I’m not sure I’d want to spend a lot of money going to space if it was just the literal minimum requirement of being able to say that.

I mean I’ve been to Wales for a few minutes because I got the junction wrong on the M4
 
Diddy said:
yeah I guess this is a proof of concept or something? I’m not sure I’d want to spend a lot of money going to space if it was just the literal minimum requirement of being able to say that.

I mean I’ve been to Wales for a few minutes because I got the junction wrong on the M4
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We're living in a simulation anyway so he basically just did nothing nowhere.
 
He's wasn't really in space. He only reached 86km. The slaphead billionaire will reach 100km+ later this month.
 
funky said:
I think I have a crush on my Turkish barber.

this is not going to end well.
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I often think it would be quite handy for Turkish barbers to be your kink, considering that's about 50% of the high street.
 
Soldi said:
The roast dinners here are as DRY AS A NUNS CUNT
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Well clearly you are making poor CHOICES. Spending 29 years living down South I can’t say the roast dinners were any drier than up here !
(Chips however yes gravy was NEVER a thing)
 
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