Inner Smile
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Well i've had a few hours and i'm just ready to go like the duracell bunny
Cup of tea? I'll take a gin n tonic thank you very much
Cup of tea? I'll take a gin n tonic thank you very much
Sunday is so ready for CHRISTMAS DAY!!!
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ButterTart
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Should I watch the Vicar of Dibley Christmas Special before I go downstairs? Yes, Yes I should.
Inner Smile
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YES!! Treat yourself!
Inner Smile
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Ooh this gin is going down 
Inner Smile
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GOOD JOB THERE'S ANOTHER BOTTLE
Inner Smile
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Can't believe these lazy bastards are still in bed
Inner Smile
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DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT ALL
floppet
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Merry Chrimbo Moopiez one and all
Dark Carnival
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After being WRONGLY refused to board my plane to Doha on Friday, I have finally made it here mopsy! With mummy DC 
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After being WRONGLY refused to board my plane to Doha on Friday, I have finally made it here mopsy! With mummy DC
Why didn’t they let you fly on Friday?
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Don't forget about the 
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Dark Carnival
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Bitch from that stupid airline asked me for my WORLD CUP access card (basically you need a TICKET + accommodation). Told her that was required until the 23rd, but she didn’t want to hear word. Ended up booking a very expensive last minute flight with Qatar Airways but it’s not over…
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When did you last see your mum?After being WRONGLY refused to board my plane to Doha on Friday, I have finally made it here mopsy! With mummy DC
Dark Carnival
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A year ago, same time last year.
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
Ridiculous. The world cup was a LONG TIME AGO 
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Got EVERYTHING on my list 
A canoe, some parsnips, a ceramic bust of Jeff Goldblum, a CD of my favourite Arriva Transpennine-sponsored rapper Vestibule Endz...
A canoe, some parsnips, a ceramic bust of Jeff Goldblum, a CD of my favourite Arriva Transpennine-sponsored rapper Vestibule Endz...
Inner Smile
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I think i'm already pissed
Inner Smile
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Anyone for a Christmas day catfight
floppet
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Mr F got me a Zippo lighter, I opened it and couldn't help my face falling because I hate petrol lighters, always have and always will. It's a beautiful pearlescent purple colour though. I was gutted about it until, after the rest of the presents were open, he handed me a butane conversion for it. I now have a Zippo that runs on gas! 
floppet
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The fact that Mr F is only just about to start to cook the chicken makes me think he's done this on purpose so he'll never be asked to cook Christmas dinner ever again.
It's ten past seven and all I've eaten all day is three chocolates. I'm furious.
It's ten past seven and all I've eaten all day is three chocolates. I'm furious.
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And you can claim hanger as an excuse.
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AGinAg (37)
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Trash the kitchen in protest. Smash the shit out of it.
floppet
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Mr F had been preparing food in there, smashing the shit out of it at that point would probably have been an improvement.
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AGinAg (37)
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What time did you finally eat?
floppet
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8pm. I was so past it by that time I just shovelled it down as quick as I could, we didn't even sit at the table.
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AGinAg (37)
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That's later than normal dinner.
How POSH of you.
How POSH of you.