Sunday is the CUSTOMER that's ALWAYS RIGHT

[Shirley]

Morning girls

It's only 11am and I've already been causing HAVOC in the supermarket, SMASHING BOTTLES OF WINE and QUIBBLING about the PRICES

Unless the WELSH ALCOHOL PRICING LAWS have changed since FRIDAY, which I wouldn't PUT PAST THEM, I don't know WHAT's going on

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SMASHING BOTTLES OF WINE

The IDEAL CUSTOMER

 

[octophone]

I always enjoy people who like to say The Customer Is Always Right because I get to complete the quote for them and it never fails to go down like a brick in shit.

I worked for TSB while they still had "The Bank That Likes To Say Yes" and oh how people enjoyed throwing that around. We LIKE to say yes, we're not obliged to, now pay yr overdraft or fuck off.

 

[jyxz]

I always enjoy people who like to say The Customer Is Always Right because I get to complete the quote for them and it never fails to go down like a brick in shit.

I worked for TSB while they still had "The Bank That Likes To Say Yes" and oh how people enjoyed throwing that around. We LIKE to say yes, we're not obliged to, now pay yr overdraft or fuck off.

Didn’t they rebrand themselves as T ‘yes’ B for a while?

 

[octophone]

Didn’t they rebrand themselves as T ‘yes’ B for a while?

Not in my time but it was 30 years ago! I was there when it became Lloyds TSB and the rise in general bastardliness was obvious in that era.

 

[Shirley]

Also a GADGET that detects WIRES and PIPES in WALLS and FLOORS has turned up so I'm going to spend all day playing with THAT *BEEP*

Then I might fix the squeaky floorboard on the landing that PROPHESIZES the IMMINENT DESCENT of the VOICE OF DOOM

 

[Santaliger007]

The prices things nower days all over place
Com on whers raine be chucking down
Dis date thing reddy dump her


Ligers wubs ligers

 

[jyxz]

Then I might fix the squeaky floorboard on the landing that PROPHESIZES the IMMINENT DESCENT of the VOICE OF DOOM

You might want to keep that as a working gadget so you can adequately gird your loins

 

[Soldi]

I’m at NEWPORT PAGNELL services

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m at NEWPORT PAGNELL services

Is there a PUMPKIN!?

 

[Soldi]

Is there a PUMPKIN!?

No

 

[big ron]

Ive just been to GLOUCESTER services and spent 25 quid on two sandwiches

 

[lolly]

Now they DO have a Pumpkin at Gloucester. You should have got the train

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We've just dusted everything in the corner of the lounge. Specifically the shelving unit, everything on it and the surrounding furniture. That's ninety minutes of effort for remarkably little visible reward.

 

[Rita]

EXCITING.

 

[Rita]

My son and his girlfriend came to Scotland yesterday and we have spent the day wild water rafting, kayaking and quad biking. My son is still AGOG that I was rather good at every activity although he knows I’m ace on a quad.

 

[Joseph]

Then I might fix the squeaky floorboard on the landing that PROPHESIZES the IMMINENT DESCENT of the VOICE OF DOOM

Just do it QUIETLY

 

[Inner Smile]

The wind spoilt what could have been a nice day here

 

[Joseph]

I never saw THIS coming

 

[Santaliger007]

£25, quid wowzers . Over last 7 days over 94 thoussnd strps grovyyy

Bigger liger better