Sunday + not very good + problematic

[Rita]

Go on then love

Oh it was nothing out of the ordinary, darling. Rita has sex with her very hunky boyfriend SHOCKER.

 

[RS]

I had some FANTASTIC RAMPANT SEX just yesterday. I am sure you were all just DYING to know.

Shameless!

 

[GNL]

This afternoon I'm planning a lesson on murderous psycho Boudicca.

Girlboss murderous psycho though

 

[Rita]

Oh has Zu2 buggered off AGAIN?

 

[Rita]

Also is SHIRL Sally Thomsett? If not do we know if he is alright?

 

[Soldi]

It’s the GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL

All we do know is that Sally and Martha are the same person.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Girlboss murderous psycho though

As I said the other day "she was girl on a mission".

Thanks Gabriella Climi (RIP).

 

[Diddy]

I’m planning a lesson on murderous psycho @RJN

 

[Rita]

It’s the GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL

All we do know is that Sally and Martha are the same person.

NO WAY!!

 

[Rita]

It’s the GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL

All we do know is that Sally and Martha are the same person.

Do none of you have Shirl on social media?

 

[Soldi]

Do none of you have Shirl on social media?

I see him pop up as a suggested friend on Facebook quite often but I don’t know him well enough.

 

[floppet]

Do none of you have Shirl on social media?

I do but he never posts anything.

 

[Rita]

I wonder if DROOPY DRAWERS and MADAME are still ever present in our Shirls life?

 

[RJN]

I’m planning a lesson on murderous psycho @RJN

Rude. All of my murders were for very logical reasons.

 

[GNL]

As I said the other day "she was girl on a mission".

Thanks Gabriella Climi (RIP).

Please work this banger into your lesson.

 

[COB]

Ugh, another Orange walk here. Take a weekend off!

 

[Diddy]

@COB is this Hyperpop? I sure hope so

 

[Marina Salty]

Not very good and problematic indeed: my cat.
She did it again

 

[ButterTart]

Not very good and problematic indeed: my cat.
She did it again

How many more children is she going to kidnap from Portuguese holiday resorts before you realise that cat is bad news?

 

[Apoca]

I haven’t had a shag for about three weeks

 

[Martha Skidd]

It’s the GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL

All we do know is that Sally and Martha are the same person.

 

[Soldi]

.

 

[Soldi]

Moopy has been DEAD today mid morning sex chat aside

 

[Apoca]

Well, it's got something in common with MY sex life then.

 

[Kate]

I am in Biig Piig’s dad’s pub. I thought that since it changed its name last year it was under new ownership, but no he is here. No sign of Ms Piig though.

 

[big ron]

I like biig piig! Whats the pub called?

 

[Kate]

It’s currently The Keep but used to be The Jameson. There are still bottles of Jameson everywhere you look.

Unfortunately Piig Sr is a Trump fan and renamed it the Trump Arms when the orange shitbag was over here.

 

[Kate]

There is a sweet boxer bitch snuffling around.

 

[Kate]

Biig Doog

 

[big ron]

GOOD GIRL

 

[big ron]

I saw a beautiful dog today

 

[big ron]

 

[Soldi]

DOG FORUM NOW

 

[Indie]

Biig Doog

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There is no greater joy in life than spotting a pub dog

 

[RS]

Moopy has been DEAD today mid morning sex chat aside

I can give you an update:

The Asian wasn’t tattooed (that was another guy) but absolutely handsome. I left his gorgeous flat feeling infatuated which ruined my horny mood and so I cancelled the Spaniard.

 

[RS]

Oh so now everyone is into Biig Piig but when I had her on ASFM I barely got any votes (at least I didn’t come near the top).

 

[Soldi]

Wait I thought Biig Piig was a pub chain or something

 

[RS]

I have no idea

 

[Kate]

She was in my Anti-Valentines ASFM which is why I remember her! Also now vocalist on the new Metronomy single so I guess she’s too good to collect glasses in her dad’s pub anymore.

 

[Soldi]

Yeah I don’t remember it.