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Morning dolly. Must say I’m really getting into the bank holiday party mood at this end with Laibach’s ‘Also Sprach Zarathustra’. Oh it’s just non-stop kicks and spins! :disco:
 
I was being irritated by an outdoors techno dance party last night. At least the weather was awful and they should get rained on today as well by the looks of it. Good.
 
Feeling FINE (if a little over-heated) following yesterday's wedding.

It's a shame we experienced HOMOPHOBIA.
 
I thought i'd try and cover up my greys but the dye was a bit darker than I had expected, so i'm currently sitting here with vitamin c powder and anti dandruff shampoo on my hair trying to get rid of it

It looks like someone was sick on my head :gross:
 
I am watching a new BBC music quiz called The Hit List. Why did we not send a team in for Moopy funds?
 
Tired and covered in cow shit. I dont want to go out again today.
 
I have to say following the homophobic incident last night, I almost resorted to violence. That I didn't is a relief, but I'd have happily punched the little cunt.

Cunt (from a distance): Mr Ag, Mr Ag
Mr Ag: Yeah?
Cunt: Are we going to dance later?
Mr Ag: Yeah, bring it on.
Cunt: I wouldn't dance with you, you fa...
Me: What did you just say you FUCKING LITTLE CUNT?

I'd had a LOT of gin and it took quite a lot to calm me down. Happily everyone agreed he was a prize wanker.
 
Ag said:
I have to say following the homophobic incident last night, I almost resorted to violence. That I didn't is a relief, but I'd have happily punched the little cunt.

Cunt (from a distance): Mr Ag, Mr Ag
Mr Ag: Yeah?
Cunt: Are we going to dance later?
Mr Ag: Yeah, bring it on.
Cunt: I wouldn't dance with you, you fa...
Me: What did you just say you FUCKING LITTLE CUNT?

I'd had a LOT of gin and it took quite a lot to calm me down. Happily everyone agreed he was a prize wanker.
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I've always found that a sinister whisper in somebody like that's ear works a lot better than violence, I put the fear of God into my cousin's 19 year old son seven years ago and he hasn't attended a family party that I've been at since then.

Well done for resisting the urge to kick his teeth in and break all of his fingers though, had you done that everybody would have remembered that part and not the little wanker and his homophobia that caused it.
 
Floppet said:
I was crying on my doorstep and then literally bawling sat on the stairs in my hall when Big Red went and I didn't have any hormones to blame. Has he gone to a new home or did you trade him in?
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Traded him in, the new car arrives soon hopefully!
 
Floppet said:
I've always found that a sinister whisper in somebody like that's ear works a lot better than violence, I put the fear of God into my cousin's 19 year old son seven years ago and he hasn't attended a family party that I've been at since then.
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Why do I have no difficulty at all envisaging that? :D
 
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So my hair disaster continues

Vitamin C and Head and Shoulders made no difference so I reverted to colour corrector

But after washing that out my hair turned orange

After another trip to Tesco in a hat, I’ve got some Touch of Silver shampoo on it to tone it down before I try and dye it again :(
 
Oh NO. What colour were you aiming for?

Just shave it all off and pretend it never happened. Or wear wigs. I hear Vanity do a lovely selection :disco:

 
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CALLING ALL CHAT LOUNGE WITCHES AND SEERS

Am I right in saying that accidentally treading on dog shit brings good luck or is that just magical thinking?
 
Perhaps pigeons bring good luck to the UPPER chakras - love luck and romantic evenings at the Wimpy, etc. - and dogs bring it to the LOWER: glamorous pieds-à-terre, etc. Which is the kind of luck I need right now, so thanks Fido :disco:
 
I’ve consulted very knowledgable oracles via Google and apparently stepping in CACA DE CHIEN with one’s LEFT foot does indeed signify good luck, whereas getting it all over your RIGHT trotter means terrible life-long misfortune and probably the imminent death of everyone you’ve ever loved :)

Luckily it was my LEFT Adidas which got the full brunt of the rich turdy goodness :disco:
 
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