Sunday wakes up in the minion bed

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FUCKING TERRIFYING
 
I think my hangover is just starting to come on, so I’m assuming I’ll be in for a lovely afternoon :bruised:
 
I only managed to sleep for two hours but I’ve been lying in bed doing nothing for hours now and my phone needs to get charged so I guess I’ll have to get up.
 
Do Brits eat pizza on New year’s day? It’s the tradition here. Everyone’s hung over and orders pizza and talk about eating pizza.
 
I once had a date at this guy’s place and he had a HUGE minion in his room. Tweeted right away that I’m probably not seeing him again with a photo of the minion. Spent the night at his place. Woke up the next morning with him looking at me and saying, so you didn’t like the minion huh? :WellThereWeAre:

I wanted to die :nononono:
 
We're having a relatively healthy meal today and taking the decorations down. Let's get the next chapter in the decline of humanity going!
 
I went back to a guys place and he had like 10 cushions with pictures of pugs on. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
 
There's an alarm going off somewhere in the town I'm in, and it's been going off since 1am. But now I'm wondering if Mandy and I are the only ones that can hear it because surely someone should have turned it off by now 😬
 
Do Brits eat pizza on New year’s day? It’s the tradition here. Everyone’s hung over and orders pizza and talk about eating pizza.

Most of our local takeaways are closed today, obviously not the big franchises though like McD's, KFC, Dominos but they'll be so busy the food will be worse than usual and will probably be cold when it arrives.

I'm just about to cook bacon, sausages, black pudding, eggs, mushrooms, potato cakes and passata and probably won't have another proper meal today because I've got a whole raspberry trifle going out of date and I'll need to polish that off by myself.
 
Most of our local takeaways are closed today, obviously not the big franchises though like McD's, KFC, Dominos but they'll be so busy the food will be worse than usual and will probably be cold when it arrives.

I'm just about to cook bacon, sausages, black pudding, eggs, mushrooms, potato cakes and passata and probably won't have another proper meal today because I've got a whole raspberry trifle going out of date and I'll need to polish that off by myself.

I think I’ll change my name to RaspberryTrifle as an homage to this post.
 
I've just picked at various savoury bits for lunch. But we're having Swedish (according to Tesco, at least) meatballs for tea (or dinner, depending on what time I feel like cooking it).
 
The cheeseboard is being finished today and then I think it’s just a few bits of chocolate left. I managed to do very well on the keeping Christmas food to the right level this week.
 
I could murder a roast now someone has mentioned it
 
Happy New Year Moopies :)

Got the new bloke coming over in a bit so I really should get up and do some tidying (of myself and the flat)
 
TELL US EVERYTHING

POSSIBLY WITH PHOTOS

ESPECIALLY WITH NUDES
 
a) Is he SHAGGABLE?
b) Are you SHAGGING?
c) Have you SHAGGED?
 
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I had a lovely countryside chicken stack at the highest restaurant in Ireland for lunch. :disco:

Sadly this is because I'm driving home to sad grey Northern Ireland. :(
 

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