

I’m having a ROAST DINNER.Do Brits eat pizza on New year’s day? It’s the tradition here. Everyone’s hung over and orders pizza and talk about eating pizza.
I'd totally go for a Snorlax one though![]()
FUCKING TERRIFYING
Do Brits eat pizza on New year’s day? It’s the tradition here. Everyone’s hung over and orders pizza and talk about eating pizza.
Most of our local takeaways are closed today, obviously not the big franchises though like McD's, KFC, Dominos but they'll be so busy the food will be worse than usual and will probably be cold when it arrives.
I'm just about to cook bacon, sausages, black pudding, eggs, mushrooms, potato cakes and passata and probably won't have another proper meal today because I've got a whole raspberry trifle going out of date and I'll need to polish that off by myself.
I think I’ll change my name to RaspberryTrifle as an homage to this post.

She calls him 'Sunday'WHAT NEW BLOKE IS THIS!?

ESPECIALLY WITH NUDES
Kate just messaged and clarified he's actually 'Sunday Afternoon'She calls him 'Sunday'
YES x3 OBVS! We started on the SECOND DATE!a) Is he SHAGGABLE?
b) Are you SHAGGING?
c) Have you SHAGGED?
YES x3 OBVS! We started on the SECOND DATE!


Well, the phrase "instant keeper" comes to mind.He properly loves licking minge so I’m very happy![]()
He properly loves licking minge so I’m very happy![]()

