At best copious and varied amounts of food, alcohol and drugs.


Omg driving back down the M1 earlier was horrendousJust drove home from spawn's house and barely did above 5mph on three motorways due to the thunder, lightning and torrential rain. It took over two hours for what is normally a 45 minute trip or an hour with bad traffic. Totally worth it though because my granddaughter is the most gorgeous baby on the planet. I fed her, I burped her, I changed her nappy and she fell asleep on me for five minutes then threw up in my hair.![]()
