Supposed Friday Infatuation Junkie

[Jark]

How RUDE.

DIVING? Our LUCE just puts AN ELEGANT ARM IN.

Spoiler

 

[Lucille]

That’s MY HOME you’re all talking about.

 

[Jark]

I haven't done a fucking JOT of work all DAY. all I've done is spam my own insta story.

I'm gagging to cook dinner and get tastefully drunk!

 

[Nancy]

Just Googling how long you could survive if you were swallowed by a whale.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just Googling how long you could survive if you were swallowed by a whale.

And?

 

[RJN]

Google didn’t have enough information, so Nancy is trying it himself

 

[GNL]

Somewhere on a gay whale chat lounge, the resident vegan whale is very upset at having accidentally swallowed a real human

 

[RJN]

Somewhere on a gay whale chat lounge, the resident vegan whale is very upset at having accidentally swallowed a real human

Are you assuming that the whale is gay? Homophobia

 

[GNL]

Are you assuming that the whale is gay? Homophobia

Dolphins are girls, narwhals are boys, and whales are gay.

It's basic biology.

 

[Soldi]

In other news I have purposely left out a SIXTH of this unit’s assessment because it’s TOO HARD!

What SELF RESPECTING GEOGRAPHER needs to do a K-S STATISTIC? Just use a FUCKING BAR CHART FFS like EVERYONE ELSE. I’m at uni to write essays and shit, not to do MATHS

 

[RJN]

Dolphins are girls, narwhals are boys, and whales are gay.

It's basic biology.

when I was a kid, I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male

 

[GNL]

when I was a kid, I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male

Me too

 

[Dark Carnival]

I had that with mice and rats until VERY recently

 

[Nancy]

Apparently a whale would choke on me if he tried to swallow and would just spit me out.

 

[Nancy]

when I was a kid, I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male

They are in France.

 

[Lucille]

Apparently a whale would choke on me if he tried to swallow and would just spit me out.

 

[Kate]

In other news I have purposely left out a SIXTH of this unit’s assessment because it’s TOO HARD!

What SELF RESPECTING GEOGRAPHER needs to do a K-S STATISTIC? Just use a FUCKING BAR CHART FFS like EVERYONE ELSE. I’m at uni to write essays and shit, not to do MATHS

MATHS IS LIFE DEAL WITH IT

 

[Kate]

(I can't even remember what a K-S statistic is)

 

[Jark]

I had a little MOODY EPISODE because some friends who have left Amsterdam are in town for the evening so we're having dinner. they met my housemates for after work drinks in the park which I couldn't join due to a MANDATORY work social call cruelly scheduled for 5pm. and when they came back they announced we're getting takeout pizza when the plan was for me to cook a nice Mexican dinner with red wine. so now I can't destress from the week in the kitchen

anyway OVER IT NOW and a phat quattro formaggia is on the way!

 

[Jark]

sorry just wanted to vent

 

[COB]

I'm now back on furlough for a MONTH // (I don't know how I feel about it)

 

[Soldi]

MATHS IS LIFE DEAL WITH IT

MATHS IS TOO STRAIGHT

 

[Lucille]

@Jark

omg that sounds awful babes.

we’re all here for you.

xxx

 

[Soldi]

Thinkin of u jark xxx

 

[Kate]

MATHS IS TOO STRAIGHT

@Madison @cwej @Diddy @Eileen (rip)

 

[Nancy]

This is the most organised I’ve ever been for a move! Practically got everything done already and have thrown out so much stuff. I’ve been ruthless! Want it to feel as much of a fresh start as possible.

 

[Nancy]

Is this party thing still happening on the 12th?

 

[cwej]

@Madison @cwej @Diddy @Eileen (rip)

What happened to Eileen? I didn't even know she left.

 

[cwej]

That sounds much shadier than I meant it to.

I just don't notice things... !!

 

[Jark]

@Jark

omg that sounds awful babes.

we’re all here for you.

xxx

this DELICATE LEO needs to have his WANTS RESPECTED!

 

[Lucille]

Actually if that happened to me I’d be ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS come to think of if.

 

[Kate]

What happened to Eileen? I didn't even know she left.

He left. But he’s fine. (Sad I can’t make his QUIZ tonight. That damn @Madison will have free rein)

 

[GNL]

What happened to Eileen? I didn't even know she left.

Crushed by a top heavy fraction

 

[big ron]

This could be very detrimental to our relationship but she's definitely more level headed than me.

It’s testing at times but you just have to separate work arguments from the relationship.

 

[Madison]

He left. But he’s fine. (Sad I can’t make his QUIZ tonight. That damn @Madison will have free reign)

I will dedicate my inevitable victory to you.

 

[Kate]

I just realised I wrote reign instead of rein. I don’t deserve it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wanna feel old?

He's now THIRTY FIVE

 

[COB]

Oh for GOD'S SAKE

 

[Kate]

Looks older with that tache. Also WHO?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looks older with that tache. Also WHO?

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