Sveriges Tolva (Thurs 14th May, 20.00 BST)

[Alla]

Love that we have the name of the country on screen to know what you're watching. Now this is how you produce a tv show, dear UER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm really sorry for the gayz whatching the dreadful UER youtube playlist, but hey, their choice

So good you've mentioned it THREE TIMES!

 

[Lucille]

HA HA FUCKING LOLZ SHE'S CAN'T PRONOUNCE AZERBAIJAN!!!

Seriously that joke is well worn.

Is it that hard to say in Swedish!

 

[Zu]

Actually I’m pleased the EBU and The Netherlands didn’t go down the route of showing the videos as the main show on Saturday and having televoting and whatnot, despite my bleating on about it the other day. It just isn’t the same without the hysterical live audience

 

[Soldi]

@Alla love ENJOY YOURSELF stop worrying about us delving into a cheap EBU stream!

 

[Alla]

So good you've mentioned it THREE TIMES!

Still more to come

 

[Lucille]

STORBRITANNIEN is a fabulous country name.

 

[Alla]

@Alla love ENJOY YOURSELF stop worrying about us delving into a cheap EBU stream!

We have postcards! And Lynda Woodruff Have fun x

 

[Suomi]

09 Azerbaijan

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh it’s WIND IN THE WILLOWS.

 

[Soldi]

We have postcards! And Lynda Woodruff Have fun x

We have SAN MARINO

 

[Alla]

It just isn’t the same without the hysterical live audience

That's why I can't see Eurovision 2021 happening. We'll see.

 

[Lucille]

We have SAN MARINO

 

[Alla]

We have SAN MARINO

It must be boring if you're coming here all the time

 

[Soldi]

It must be boring if you're coming here all the time

Just replying to YOU

 

[Alla]

Just replying to YOU

I didn't even tag you

 

[Suomi]

09 Azerbaijan
09 United Kingdom

 

[Madison]

I didn’t know Jimmy Janson wrote this.

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom

 

[Lucille]

This would be better without the man and the chorus.

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark (I say no, sorry guys)

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark

 

[Madison]

It’s a no from me.

 

[Madison]

Not sure about this postcard

 

[Alla]

Love they're recycling postcards for this, very clever.

 

[Suomi]

Matt Terry this is your future (looks wise)

 

[Lucille]

Eurgh straight men.

 

[Alla]

ESTLAND, love the name. Not so much the song.

 

[Suomi]

I woke up the other day thinking I had written this song

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia

 

[Madison]

How does the voting work?

EDIT: Oh, it’s in the first post.

 

[Lucille]

Yay it’s the last time I ever see this fucking performance!

 

[Suomi]

The Australian crowd rapidly diminishing Australia’s chances with their noise

 

[Suomi]

How does the voting work?

jury 50% televote 50%

 

[Suomi]

Yay it’s the last time I ever see this fucking performance!

well unless you decide a new career as a sixth form drama teacher

 

[Madison]

Will there be a vote for Sveriges Barbara Dex?

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia