Sveriges Tolva (Thurs 14th May, 20.00 BST)

[Suomi]

I absolutely hate Attention with everything I have

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia
10 Lithuania
03 Netherlands
07 Spain
06 Poland
07 Germany
06 Belgium
08 Iceland
08 Norway

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia
09 Lithuania
04 Netherlands
05 España
03 Polen
07 Tyskland
06 Bélgica
08 Iceland
07 Norway

 

[Lucille]

I absolutely hate Attention

 

[Alla]

Some English THANK GOD.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooooh English!

 

[Alla]

OMG THEY KISSED!

 

[Alla]

OMG PETRA

 

[Alla]

OMG THIS IS FANTASTIC!!

 

[Alla]

PETRA!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Apoca]

I absolutely hate Attention with everything I have

I get "Icebreaker"-vibes from it. That is not a good thing.

 

[Alla]

I'm CRYING.

 

[Alla]

WTF THIS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

 

[Suomi]

Oh My god what was that dangly purple number? That was horrifying

 

[Madison]

Oh My god what was that dangly purple number? That was horrifying

Belgium 1973

 

[Alla]

Oh My god what was that dangly purple number? That was horrifying

No wonder that finished DEAD LAST.

 

[Madison]

I keep promoting 1973

 

[Alla]

Ireland, how the hell did this make it to the final? I bet @Zu-Klara buying cheap mobiles to vote has something to do with it

 

[Lucille]

TIME TO MAKE A TEA

 

[Alla]

Oh @Ag you have to watch later the Petra bit, that was INCREDIBLE, I know you really like her.

 

[Alla]

Toilet break.

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia
09 Lithuania
04 Netherlands
05 España
03 Polen
07 Tyskland
06 Bélgica
08 Iceland
07 Norway
01 Ireland

 

[Zu]

05 Azerbaijan
07 United Kingdom
04 Denmark
04 Estonia
00 Australia
10 Lithuania
01 Netherlands
03 Spain
02 Poland
06 Germany
03 Belgium
-666,666 Iceland
04 Norway
07 Ireland - I know that awful @Penelope told me to fuck off when I said I thought this was quite good the other day - fret not, my nerves dejangled after a soothing glass of bleach - but COMPARED TO SOME OF THE OTHERS

 

[Apoca]

Leslie "IRELAND IN WITH A VERY GOOD CHANCE THIS YEAR" Roy.

A whopper.

Never forget.

 

[Apoca]

Norway, Ireland, France would have been a ROTTEN middle-section. Yikes.

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia
10 Lithuania
03 Netherlands
07 Spain
06 Poland
07 Germany
06 Belgium
08 Iceland
08 Norway
02 Ireland
03 France

 

[Alla]

I like this, but I don't understand how France is singing in English.

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia
09 Lithuania
04 Netherlands
05 España
03 Polen
07 Tyskland
06 Bélgica
08 Iceland
07 Norway
01 Ireland
07 France

 

[Zu]

This is really shockingly poor for FRANCE and would have so come LAST. Bring back LA KAAS!

 

[Suomi]

09 Azerbaijan
09 United Kingdom
04 Denmark
09 Estonia
01 Australia
10 Lithuania
05 Netherlands
06 Spain
08 Poland
09 Germany
07 Belgium
10 Iceland
00 Norway
07 Ireland

 

[Alla]

The Swedes editing the video, bloody lazy EBU.

 

[Lucille]

Easily the best vocal.

 

[Alla]

So is she the winner of the worldwide acclaimed X Factor Malta?

 

[Zu]

05 Azerbaijan
07 United Kingdom
04 Denmark
04 Estonia
00 Australia
10 Lithuania
01 Netherlands
03 Spain
02 Poland
06 Germany
03 Belgium
-666,666 Iceland
04 Norway
07 Ireland
02 France
05 Malta

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia
09 Lithuania
04 Netherlands
05 España
03 Polen
07 Tyskland
06 Bélgica
08 Iceland
07 Norway
01 Ireland
07 France
06 Malta

 

[Madison]

This drags as well.

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia
10 Lithuania
03 Netherlands
07 Spain
06 Poland
07 Germany
06 Belgium
08 Iceland
08 Norway
02 Ireland
03 France
09 Malta

 

[Alla]

ANOTHER TOILET BREAK.

 

[Lucille]

IF ANYONE NEEDS A SHIT GO NOW.