Sveriges Tolva (Thurs 14th May, 20.00 BST)

[Zu]

“Ferry from Finland”

 

[Alla]

I was expecting they would play Cicciolina instead of this shit.

 

[Suomi]

I cannot understand a score less than 8 for Malta and yet all I see is disdain, DIS MOI PORQUOI

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia
10 Lithuania
03 Netherlands
07 Spain
06 Poland
07 Germany
06 Belgium
08 Iceland
08 Norway
02 Ireland
03 France
09 Malta
00 Finland

 

[Alla]

IF ANYONE NEEDS A SHIT GO NOW.

Hello from the toilet.

 

[Zu]

I was expecting they would play Cicciolina instead of this shit.

It’s not even like it’s REAL so they could have pretended! HEATHENS!

 

[Zu]

Hello from the toilet.

Hi! Number one or two?

 

[Madison]

Isn’t the YouTube playlist over yet?

 

[Lucille]

He’s got a moustache like Soldi.

 

[Madison]

Lorraine

 

[Alla]

Hi! Number one or two?

UNO

 

[Zu]

Are they talking about STATEMENTS LORRAINE?

 

[Zu]

Oh God are there any NOT BORING ones coming up?

 

[Alla]

Are they talking about STATEMENTS LORRAINE?

More Lorraine in the rrrain.

 

[Madison]

This was a favourite?!

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia
10 Lithuania
03 Netherlands
07 Spain
06 Poland
07 Germany
06 Belgium
08 Iceland
08 Norway
02 Ireland
03 France
09 Malta
00 Finland
10 Bulgaria

 

[Suomi]

How predictable that Finland has made Mrs Suomi start getting ready for BED

 

[Apoca]

Billie Eilish or not, melodically the Bulgarian entry is just beautifully put together.

 

[Lucille]

Ouch the Billie Eilish shade!

 

[Zu]

05 Azerbaijan
07 United Kingdom
04 Denmark
04 Estonia
00 Australia
10 Lithuania
01 Netherlands
03 Spain
02 Poland
06 Germany
03 Belgium
-666,666 Iceland
04 Norway
07 Ireland
02 France
05 Malta @Suomi It just doesn’t really SPEAK to me
05 Finland
03 Bulgaria - Oh for God’s sake girls bring the BURLY BULGARS NEXT YEAR INSTEAD

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia
09 Lithuania
04 Netherlands
05 España
03 Polen
07 Tyskland
06 Bélgica
08 Iceland
07 Norway
01 Ireland
07 France
06 Malta
00 Finland
07 Bulgaria

 

[Lucille]

Eurgh this Buttertart baiting shit.

 

[Alla]

03 Bulgaria - Oh for God’s sake girls bring the BURLY BULGARS NEXT YEAR INSTEAD

According all the expert euroqueens that was the winner this year. AS IF!

 

[Zu]

I (predictably) actually quite like this Georgian mess

 

[Lucille]

OBVS WOULD FUCK THOUGH.

 

[Alla]

Eurgh this Buttertart baiting shit.

This is not even rock, just shit. But fascinating in some way, it's so wrong it works somehow.

 

[Madison]

The worst combination would be:

Speak like an Italian,
Dress like a Spaniard,
Dance like an Englishman

 

[Apoca]

I don't understand Georgian "irony" "humour" "sarcasm" or whatever this is meant to be.

 

[Suomi]

On second viewing, this Georgian song is not bad. @VoR was RIGHT

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia
09 Lithuania
04 Netherlands
05 España
03 Polen
07 Tyskland
06 Bélgica
08 Iceland
07 Norway
01 Ireland
07 France
06 Malta
00 Finland
07 Bulgaria
05 Georgia

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia
10 Lithuania
03 Netherlands
07 Spain
06 Poland
07 Germany
06 Belgium
08 Iceland
08 Norway
02 Ireland
03 France
09 Malta
00 Finland
10 Bulgaria
06 Georgia

 

[Zu]

According all the expert euroqueens that was the winner this year. AS IF!

Oh what do THEY KNOW!

 

[Alla]

Supergirl! This is what Kala has been rehearsing all week.

 

[Suomi]

I have been replaying Supergirl all day. This is what Sam Mumba should have come back with instead of “I’m Right Here” - do you hear me @Penelope

 

[Madison]

What a rubbish superpower.

 

[Alla]

Oh @PopLife is here, are you watching this? You usually like Russian entries a lot, do you think UNO was the winner this year? I certainly do.

 

[Lucille]

This has grown on me but it’s still shit.

 

[Alla]

11 Azerbaijan
06 United Kingdom
03 Danmark
05 Estland
05 Australia
09 Lithuania
04 Netherlands
05 España
03 Polen
07 Tyskland
06 Bélgica
08 Iceland
07 Norway
01 Ireland
07 France
06 Malta
00 Finland
07 Bulgaria
05 Georgia
06 Greece

 

[Lucille]

11 Azerbaijan
05 United Kingdom
06 Denmark
05 Estonia
06 Australia
10 Lithuania
03 Netherlands
07 Spain
06 Poland
07 Germany
06 Belgium
08 Iceland
08 Norway
02 Ireland
03 France
09 Malta
00 Finland
10 Bulgaria
06 Georgia
06 Greece

 

[Zu]

05 Azerbaijan
07 United Kingdom
04 Denmark
04 Estonia
00 Australia
10 Lithuania
01 Netherlands
03 Spain
02 Poland
06 Germany
03 Belgium
-666,666 Iceland
04 Norway
07 Ireland
02 France
05 Malta
05 Finland
03 Bulgaria
08 Georgia
05 Greece - Is this HONESTLY the best they can do? Bring back AGATHANOS! And KILTS!