T’What was it, Monday?...What was it, Monday?

Sheena

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Morning.

I’m bored already with the prospect of another day the same, and this time without the weather to just sit out on the balcony all day. MEH.
 
I'm in a right MOOD so I've put on BONEY M

NEVER NEVER CHANGE YOUR LOVERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
 
I don't miss the OFFICE in itself AT ALL but it's not good being at home with Mr S all the time. Every day must strictly adhere to the same endless routine :zombie:
 
I'm glad it's going to be worse weather today. Means I can go for a cycle and not have a million other people spoiling it for me.
 
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I am going out on the bike today, for more than an hour, because I am a rebel
 
In the office. I'm angry already - people not obeying social distancing seemingly under the impression that they only have to do so when the boss is around which he isn't because he's bunked off for the day, some lassie is crying (she's always crying, dunno why), someone's sulking, we've run out of desks, it's cold but some cunt has switched on a FAN, the place smells of Dettol except the bits that should potentially smell of Dettol and some one has quite obviously farted.

MORNING.
 
Knackered and shagged this morning. Might do some IRONING in a bit, but I was also thinking about scratching my arse and having a yawn at some point and I worry it'll be all downhill for the rest of the week if I peak this early.
 
I'm in a RIGHT GOOD MOOD today and am planning to spend it scanning old pictures and trying to put together some kind of family tree.
 
I have been drinking far too much over the Easter weekend (and in general) so I am going to give my liver a rest. I have been out for a run this morning, and am going to dye my hair, paint my nails and give myself a chemical peel.
 
Indie said:
I'm glad it's going to be worse weather today. Means I can go for a cycle and not have a million other people spoiling it for me.
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Yeah I've been avoiding running along the canals recently because they're suddenly the busiest places on Earth, but it was a bit drizzly yesterday and it was back to normal - so a small silver lining to the grey clouds.
 
I'm going to spend the day in bed, getting TESCO QUEUE UPDATES from Facebook, with the odd BARBEQUE MOAN mixed in no doubt.
 
I’ve been finding it hysterical the amount of people on Facebook moaning they have been grassed up by “so called friends” for going to the park or something you can always tell when they get serious they do those statuses in colour with block letters
 
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I’ve been finding it hysterical the amount of people on Facebook moaning they have been grassed up by “so called friends” for going to the park or something you can always tell when they get serious they do those statuses in colour with block letters
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I've been avoiding Facebook, but I can imagine the sort of phrases are in ABUNDANT supply on there: "Too many snakes in here", "Going round slagging me off", "SUM PPL need to get a lyf". As I type, the word 'conniving' is being catastrophically misspelled by a thousand women with daughters called Lexi-Grace, Leah-Rose and Gracie-Mae.
 
I’ve decided to spend the morning on SELF CARE too by watching Dallas: War Of The Ewings on DVD and eating a bag of popcorn. I might even fuck the diet for another day and go and buy an Easter Egg later on.
 
I think I may have a MURDER SHE WROTE triple bill this afternoon
 
I decided to do something productive and give the tortoise vivarium a thorough deep-clean. Half an hour after starting and I'm already regretting it, my hands stink of WD40 (adhesive removal from fly-stickers) and the dog's being his devious little self trying to get into the box where I'm keeping the tortoise safe.
 
lolly said:
I think I may have a MURDER SHE WROTE triple bill this afternoon
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That’s just the level I’m at. Shite 80s/90s mindless crap. I’d go a Diagnosis Murder or an Ironside if it was on somewhere...
 
I did wake up this morning and think “fuck what day is it?!”

sadly back to work tomorrow
 
Watching a man with a chainsaw trimming some trees. I think this may be the highlight of my week.
 
Sheena said:
That’s just the level I’m at. Shite 80s/90s mindless crap. I’d go a Diagnosis Murder or an Ironside if it was on somewhere...
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It's too late for today but Diagnosis Murder is on CBS Justice at 9am and 10am each morning.
 
Morning! My sleep patterns are fucked now. Generally going to bed at 3 or 4 and waking at noon. Felt quite anxious yesterday so had a day off the booze which has helped. Might try and be PRODUCTIVE today and clean the flat, I’m THAT BORED.
 
Because I'd been off the drink completely for a good period of time until earlier this year, I've been keeping strictly to weekends while we're locked down. Perhaps this adds a necessary delineation to the week.
 
I've turned to shitty 80s horror for a bit of light relief. I'm watching Don't Go In the House which in fairness is supposed to be quite good, but the acting in these first five minutes has really been SOMETHING ELSE.
 
Nipped to the village co-op for a few bits earlier and noticed, despite it being a fairly big shop that there wasn’t any one in one out system or something similar in place. It was near enough empty but people still kept their distance. I also managed to park in the village car park behind the shop for the first time since I began driving over a year ago. I’m quite happy for my village to stay in lockdown PERMANENTLY :D
 
I’ve done 30km on the bike today. Report that to the police facebook nazis.
 
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