TAMTALISING SATURDAY

[ZenGiraffe]

Currently marking the start of World War III by heading to a farmer's market whilst streaming the most important songstress of our generation

 

[octophone]

Is it Mooping The Colour today? We usually end up with an Orange Walk on the same day...nothing yet. Maybe they're worried their pretty uniforms might get wet.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it’s nice to see The Sexual Goose is a fan of Tamta!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is it Mooping The Colour today? We usually end up with an Orange Walk on the same day...nothing yet. Maybe they're worried their pretty uniforms might get wet.

Tomorrow I think is when it will be bad.

 

[Soldi]

Tomorrow I think is when it will be bad.

It’s ok we might all be dead by then.

 

[octophone]

To cheer us up a bit, another billionaire has died. Another 8 by tomorrow morning and I might start to feel optimistic. (Cue multiple posts about how it was all inherited and he was a darling and donated loads to charity...)

 

[Santaliger007]

One shoot me got lola bunny teeshirt on got pink it tupac cap on lisionng to oldschool kylie m huhhhh me rong

Pink ligers kool

 

[Jark]

Kylie would approve of the Tupac cap

 

[Apoca]

Early in the morning
EARLY IN THE MORNING

 

[Jark]

at home for a week with the FAM, headed into Manchester to meet a very cute guy for LUNCH

 

[Jark]

every girl should experience... eating out

 

[Lucille]

That’s when you honk me!
That’s when you HONK ME!

 

[Shirley]

I really am going to SMACK Mr S one of these days

"It's SHAMEFUL that the bedrooms haven't been cleaned"

(i) They have. I even cleaned behind the beds and tables which nobody had done for YEARS

(ii) Fuck off and die

 

[jyxz]

I really am going to SMACK Mr S one of these days

"It's SHAMEFUL that the bedrooms haven't been cleaned"

(i) They have. I even cleaned behind the beds and tables which nobody had done for YEARS

(ii) Fuck off and die

Betty Boo is a perfect escape plan

 

[Santaliger007]

Kylie would approve of the Tupac cap

Respict . Hell year com on me break one big hit scratchcards got one do


Tupackylie ligers roxs

 

[Lucille]

Didn’t know there was a red arrows display today so assumed all the fighter jets flying overhead meant the world was ending.

 

[Suedehead]

I'm sat here with a packet of custard creams and I can't stop

 

[Sheena]

I can't remember the last time I had a custard cream. Average, despite me loving custard.

A Fox's CRUNCH cream, however...

 

[Sheena]

I need to get up. It's a glorious day out here. Might wander down and get coffee and find something fun and Mexican for breakfast. Club World Cup kicks off tonight which means my work is about to go INSANE, so going to enjoy my last day of relative freedom.

 

[floppet]

I'm sat here with a packet of custard creams and I can't stop

I have to take out a predetermined number* of custard creams out of the packet and put the packet back in the cupboard otherwise I'll eat them all.

*usually eight

 

[Suedehead]

Custard creams are ace
I highly recommend Sainsbury’s own brand

 

[lolly]

Put an opened packet of biscuits back in the cupboard? Don't be absurd.

 

[Penelope]

That’s when you honk me!
That’s when you HONK ME!

We keep it UNDERCOVER

I am a dangerous LOVER

 

[Apoca]

THAT’S WHEN YOU CALL ME-EEEH!

 

[Penelope]

I really am going to SMACK Mr S one of these days

"It's SHAMEFUL that the bedrooms haven't been cleaned"

(i) They have. I even cleaned behind the beds and tables which nobody had done for YEARS

(ii) Fuck off and die

 

[Joseph]

I really am going to SMACK Mr S one of these days

"It's SHAMEFUL that the bedrooms haven't been cleaned"

(i) They have. I even cleaned behind the beds and tables which nobody had done for YEARS

(ii) Fuck off and die

Cattle prod

 

[Shirley]

Darlings I'm WRITING MY MEMOIRS

 

[Lucille]

Going to start randomly announcing that it’s shameful the bedroom hasn’t been cleaned (I live alone)

 

[Jark]

the date was great fun (nobody asked but I'm sure everyone was on tenterhooks)

BUT

I believe it was bottom meets bottom. so I didn't even kiss him.

 

[Jark]

Darlings I'm WRITING MY MEMOIRS

who'll be voicing the audiobook?

 

[Lucille]

Weren’t you giving top a few years back going on about lovely holes?

 

[Jark]

and what! a BOTTOM can't appreciate a LOVELY HOLE now? that's our area of expertise my love!!

 

[Lucille]

Jark always gave fem top realness to me, she’d be like ‘take my dick sis’ but would refuse to stuff a finger in their because she just got her nails did.

 

[Soldi]

the date was great fun (nobody asked but I'm sure everyone was on tenterhooks)

BUT

I believe it was bottom meets bottom. so I didn't even kiss him.

Weren’t you into FISTING at one point?

 

[Lucille]

omg I forgot her casual fisting arc

 

[Lucille]

Not Jark culturally appropriating being a BOTTOM!

 

[dmlaw]

Can you not just RUB THEM TOGETHER?

 

[Lucille]

Can you not just RUB THEM TOGETHER?

Exactly, sometimes I’m too tired to ROLL OVER.

 

[Jark]

omg I forgot her casual fisting arc

quite frankly so did I

incidentally one of the fistees from last summer in London has been messaging me often lately saying I MISS YOU!

I mean... we met once a year ago and you were high as a kite! you miss me? honey! seek help!!

 

[Soldi]

Move to provincial Sheffield where you have 19 year old twinks messaging you every other night for months and not getting the hint when you never respond!