Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris split

I honestly spent a good 30 seconds trying to spot her in that picture behind what I assumed was a pair of elderly women.
 
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As hypothesised by the dreaded Buzzfeed, it's all a stunt isn't it? Music video? Performance art?
 
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PS I'm expecting a "Tom Hiddleston: I'm a QUEEN!" thread any day now
 
Is that a heart with a T etched into it on his shoulder?

This is such a stunt and I reiterate - completely lost respect for Hiddleston.
 
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Pipo said:
Tom Hiddleston is FUGLY as sin, I'll never get the appeal. Same goes for Benedict Cumberbatch. Would not fuck.
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Women have been brought up for CENTURIES to look out for a nice, respectable posh man who will sweep them off their feet with his charm and money. It's in their DNA. Never underestimate the power of the POSH!
 
I think he's quite handsome really. Cumberbatch isn't so much but he's charming.

The t shirt makes me think he's in on the joke re how ridiculous and like a parody this is.
 
I wouldn't argue from the neck down, but the face is the very definition of average. Cumberbatch is just a no full stop.
 
I don't get it. He looks like corporate middle management to me. He scrubs up well enough that you'd probably cop off with him at a Christmas party, but little more than that.
 
In my WILDEST DREAMS I would cop off with somebody who looks like Tom Hiddleston. :D

This is all getting a bit embarrassing now though.
 
Maybe that's part of the appeal. Taylor does seem the type to model herself on Bridget Jones, that surprise Thai jail stint can't be far off.
 
Never has a man fallen from my graces as quick as he has by dating this creature.
 
Apparently current internet rumours are that it's all part of a new music video and Swifty has been TROLLING us all along.
 
i was hoping for a twist revealing hiddleston isn't a douche. hope this it.
 
Maybe all of her show-mances are for one big music video parody of Kanye's 'Famous' video, because let's face it, he made her what she is today.
 
The thing is, before now he's always been very guarded and professional. Even his verified social media is just for the sake of film promotion. Couldn't some fame whore have done it instead? But I guess she's already dated most of them.
 
It has to be a massive joke. I mean the I heart TS t shirt. Come on.

But what music video? Is she due to release anything?
 
This is equal parts disgusting and hilarious

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I don't even think it's a joke account.

Edit: no it's an actual person with an (openly) racist blog that I couldn't bring myself to even post an expert from.

Second edit: apparently it's a parody account, the Taylor Swift thing is still funny though.
 
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Bitch didn't even get it the right way round - the ham baguette represents the vagina, not vice versa!
 
I believe the one on the left is an overused vagina while the one on the right is supposed to be a virgin vagina but then I'm not expert.
 
Phoenix said:
I believe the one on the left is an overused vagina while the one on the right is supposed to be a virgin vagina but then I'm not expert.
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Yes, but T-Swift's GAPING VAG doesn't represent a BAGUETTE - the baguette in this instance quite clearly represents T-Swift's GAPING VAG.
 
In Hiddleswift adjacent news, Calvin Harries has "left a club" "arm in arm" with Nicole Scherzinger (even though she's "dating" Grigor Dimitrov) while Rita Ora has been "fooling around" "on holiday" with Lewis Hamilton.
 
So we just need Taylor Swift to move on to Hamilton and Rita Ora to move to Dimitrov. Id love it if Calvin Harris and Lewis Hamilton got together.
 
Some spectacular developments vis a vis this today.

Particularly:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it</p>&mdash; Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) <a href="https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753259873035399168">July 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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and

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/m6ebYV8D1r">pic.twitter.com/m6ebYV8D1r</a></p>&mdash; KATY PERRY (@katyperry) <a href="https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/753297289230241792">July 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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QUEEN!

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/calvin-harris-taylor-swift-tear-bf/story?id=40550434
 
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So, Taylor Swift wrote the lyrics of that song, put a pseudonym on the credits, Calvin Harris denied he'd collaborate with Swift when asked and did not reveal that they in fact had already collaborated and Swift got pissed off with him for saying it?
If that's the reason, the girl sounds nuts.
Good riddance I say.
And then Harris's comment about her burying Katy Perry. She sounds vile.
 
Sincere condolences to Taylor on the end of her writer's block.

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have split after less than three months together.

It comes just a day after an insider exclusively told STOP FUNDING HATEcom that the 26-year-old pop star felt 'uncomfortable' with the 35-year-old actor's desire to be 'so public' about their romance.

Tom had asked Taylor to the Emmy Awards later this month, but she began questioning whether he was with her for 'the right reasons'.

'Tom wants their relationship to be public, even asking Taylor to go to the Emmys with him, but Taylor wants to keep her private life private,' the source revealed on Monday.

http://www.STOP FUNDING HATEco.uk/t...ddleston-Taylor-Swift-split-three-months.html
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It comes just a day after an insider exclusively told STOP FUNDING HATEcom that the 26-year-old pop star felt 'uncomfortable' with the 35-year-old actor's desire to be 'so public' about their romance.
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WHAT :D
 
A source close to Taylor told us "Taylor told me to tell you that Taylor doesn't want the press to discuss her recent break-up and she would really appreciate if you didn't send paparazzi to the Italian restaurant down the road from her appartment where she will be being consoled by her close friends, writer of Girls Lena Dunham, model and actress Cara Delavignge and Kendall Jenner, sister of Kylie Jenner."
 
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