Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl (12th album)

[supermassive]

This is literally the closest to a Royal Wedding the US will ever have. She's going to have all eyes on her like DIANA. They should live stream the wedding on Disney+ with tracks from the new album soundtracking it and each watch is counted as eligible for streaming counts.

 

[GNL]

This is literally the closest to a Royal Wedding the US will ever have.

How quickly they forget Princess Meghan, Duchess of Netflixshire.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Eddie]

News of the engagement is all over the news everywhere.

CAN TAYLOR SWIFT PLEASE JUST STOP.

I'm so grateful to never have willingly listened to a Swift album.

 

[Music]

CONVENIENT TIMING with this engagement. I can imagine the first week numbers for this will be huge.

 

[Shoat]

It's GERU and CHRIS EVANS the 2025 remix

 

[Joseph]

 

[Iguana]

I forgot about this because NO SINGAL

 

[Joseph]

 

[Shoat]

I'm not even following any of Taylor's activities outside of this here Moopy thread, and I'm already EXHAUSTED

 

[Joseph]

I mean all this and still no single.

 

[Pipo]

because no singal is da promo

 

[Iguana]

Do we even know they're SONGS?

They could be just her SNORING and how many copies has she already sold?

 

[Tisch]

Do we even know they're SONGS?

They could be just her SNORING and how many copies has she already sold?

The Life of a Showgirl!!!!

Track 1 - alarm clock snoozing for 10 minutes
Track 2 - Taylor's morning shit

 

[octophone]

Track 3 - Cortisone injections

 

[octophone]

While part of me would love it if this was a highly experimental magnum opus that made Kid A sound like Spiceworld, there is absolutely nothing at all to suggest that it'll be anything other than another batch of songs but a bit more upbeat this time because the last album was an elongated downer.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

People are dying Taylor, have some SENSE

 

[octophone]

People are dying Taylor, have some SENSE

She's not actually killing them herself. Well, as far as we know, she's not actually killing them herself.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Jark]

just release a FUCKING SONG

 

[GNL]

Will it be a nice BEIGE format this time? How exciting.

 

[octophone]

They'll have to invent new colours at this rate.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

what a fugly sweater

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

what a fugly sweater

It’s not fugly but it’s deffo boring

 

[Joseph]

 

[GNL]

Nothing says SHOWGIRL like a chunky knit (inevitably made of plastic).

 

[Shoat]

To be fair a boring basic sensible pumpkin spice coloured cardigan is ABSOLUTELY the right accessory for an average "Swiftie"

 

[POP!]

Ok even I’m annoyed now. Stop fleecing fans for merch and useless variants and release a fucking single or shut up until album release day.

 

[Pipo]

It’s not fugly but it’s deffo boring

I've found more exciting pieces browsing through SHEIN

 

[Joseph]

 

[octophone]

Swifties to spend autumn dressed as a pumpkin.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[supermassive]

Overexposure is scared of Taylor Swift

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why am I getting so irrationality angry at this album?

I have HATE IN MY HEART for her.

 

[Joseph]

Why am I getting so irrationality angry at this album?

I have HATE IN MY HEART for her.

Maybe you need a cozy sweater to calm you down

 

[Jark]

Why am I getting so irrationality angry at this album?

I have HATE IN MY HEART for her.

I'm sure I'll get into it but right now I'm dreading it