Taylor Swift's getting hitched

[GNL]

Stars assemble in New York City amid preparations for Taylor Swift 4 July wedding

Singer and fiance Travis Kelce have been coy but festivities are getting under way at Madison Square Garden

www.theguardian.com

In her typically understated manner, Taylor Swift is getting married at Madison Square Gardens in a ceremony surrounded by her closest celebrity friends, and literally anyone she encountered on her last press tour.

I'm sure this will be a SPECTACLE.

 

[PercyPig]

A busman’s holiday for her

 

[Iguana]

I heard a CASTLE is being built in MSG for this

I'll report back and let you know!

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God she's AWFUL

 

[OutSynk]

Has the BACKLASH started yet?

 

[octophone]

I quite enjoy the idea that this is all a diversion but i think too many celebs have been spotted for that.

 

[Jark]

why the hell would you wanna get married at MSG? girl. rent a ranch or sum'n.

 

[Iguana]

They seem to have been making some massive charitable donations in the lead up to the wedding.

FUCK THEM

 

[Lucille]

It’s all so VULGAR!

 

[hyperwoof]

What ever happened to doing it on some remote farm somewhere on hay bales and getting a few local folk musicians to play the odd jig or reel. MSG just seems gross.

 

[Jark]

It’s all so VULGAR!

a curveball choice but their first dance song is a beauty

 

[Jark]

They seem to have been making some massive charitable donations in the lead up to the wedding.

FUCK THEM

maybe instead she could stop JETTING FROM CITY TO CITY on a WHIM!

 

[jivafox]

Does HELLO magazine have the exclusive rights to the piccies?

 

[FannyFaudrey]

They seem to have been making some massive charitable donations in the lead up to the wedding.

FUCK THEM

This is what all these CUNT billionaires do. Make some donations and expect people to lap it up and love them.

 

[Penelope]

I really do hate her. I'd have literally had more respect for her if she'd got married at the castle they filmed Hogwarts at.

 

[Iguana]

I did think about the fact that the charities are announcing the donations, but I feel like that helps the charities with publicity, so there's a mutual benefit.

They donated $26 million yesterday apparently, mostly to food banks.

Maybe it's cynical, but they could equally not have done that

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nothing is stopping them donating, announcing those donations, and HAVING A TASTEFUL WEDDING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I CAN'T

 

[Penelope]

Not Zen falling for PobBase

 

[ZenGiraffe]

IT CONFIRMED MY PRIOR BIASES!

 

[Lucille]

How is this allowed in MAMDANISTAN?

 

[Pipo]

Not this bitch trying to outshine Madonna on HER DAY

 

[octophone]

Oh you heartless bunch! Let her have her Love Story wedding. Think of the break-up album in 2033, it's going to make Blood On The Tracks sound like a Cliff Richard Christmas single.

 

[Iguana]

Second day of donations, I believe.

 

[GNL]

I did think about the fact that the charities are announcing the donations, but I feel like that helps the charities with publicity, so there's a mutual benefit.

They donated $26 million yesterday apparently, mostly to food banks.

Maybe it's cynical, but they could equally not have done that

I will say in the overlord of pop's defense that when she's on tour she leaves a trail of big charity donations behind her in every city she plays in, like a modern day Mansa Musa.

 

[octophone]

Metallica have done that on their current tour too. We can be as cynical about it as we like, there's no bad publicity for not doing something like that and the charity gets the money they need.

 

[Shoat]

Has Denise Welch commented?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No, but Mamdani has, and he has TERRIBLE TASTE (and missed a very easy opportunity for WELCOME TO NEW YORK)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And it's the right one this time @Penelope!

 

[Shoat]

He lost me immediately with the always hateful Love Story

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The whole fucking thing is a performance!

 

[Finn]

I think she's fine as a person, I like a lot of her songs, and I don't have opinions or much interest in her wedding.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Will she beat this tour de force though? (I believe this is the clip @dUb spoke about recently)

 

[Mugatu]

I'm sure Mr and Mrs Swift's net worth now exceeds many countries but BIG CELEBRITY WEDDING as a concept will always be deeply tacky. It's like if Cheryl and Cashley had got married at the NEC.

 

[Mark R 3]

Well congrats to Taylor on getting married. It's all over the news this morning.

 

[Agneeta]

Glad to see so much hatred for this dreadful prick. The attention she garners is so utterly illogical.

 

[Tisch]

No, but Mamdani has, and he has TERRIBLE TASTE (and missed a very easy opportunity for WELCOME TO NEW YORK)

That list is the definition of

 

[VoR]

Apologies if this has already been noted at some point, but I realised yesterday that if you track Taylor's career against Madonna's in terms of length of time from her first hit to now, she's already past her 'Music' era.

Then I sort of shrivelled up a little and died.

 

[Tisch]

Apologies if this has already been noted at some point, but I realised yesterday that if you track Taylor's career against Madonna's in terms of length of time from her first hit to now, she's already past her 'Music' era.

Then I sort of shrivelled up a little and died.

Madonna could sing Love Story

But could Taylor sing Impressive Instant?

I don't think.