Taylor Swift's getting hitched

Turns out the whole thing was a hoax. It was a secret meeting of the Lizard People who run our planet and are transing our children with vaccines. They feasted on new born babies, sang "Cthulhu naflfhtagn" to the tune of 'Shake It Off' and installed a massive AI data centre under the building so that the world's climate can reach peak lizard temperature, after which they can take over once and for all.

Well, that's what Facebook says anyway.
 
I’m still confused by JUST&T MARRIED

Like I get it’s Taylor and Travis but really if read as a sentence you get JUST TAYLOR AND TRAVIS MARRIED

The marriages are so confusing these days
 
SystemAddict said:
She’s po-faced and sells cardigans.

Truly the Pauline Fowler of pop.
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She is the whitest bread pop star on the planet, her audience is the most corn fed and blank and they are savage in their defence of her deeply mediocre to poor ‘songwriting’ and whomever machines it together out of the offcuts of other peoples ideas. Seemingly her wedding consisted of a thick slab of the kind of celebrities whom are most notable for looking dead behind the eyes. I imagine he’s fucking about already.

TLDR: It’s a no from me.
 
I say this as a fan but this spectacle wedding has been a huge misfire. Shutting down public streets on a holiday weekend causing havoc for the plebs - many of whom SUPPORT YOU - so you can go off and party with celebrities is beyond gauche. Marie Antoinette levels of out-of-touchness that doesn't fit with her "normal girl" persona at all. SAD.

I don't resent having a big party and inviting the press and celebraties and making it an 'event' but it didn't have to be like this, and it certainly didn't have to the 4th of July weekend
 
I don't really know why anyone is surprised that she's an absolute fake and the absolute opposite of what she pretends to be.
 
I genuinely don't think that's true. I think she has changed massively since the kick up with Scooter Braun over her masters and it may be that she becomes one of the object lessons in how hyper-wealth sends people absolutely doolally. It's worth remembering that the UK leg of her 2020 tour was (IIRC) Glastonbury and 2 nights at Hyde Park, neither of which had sold out when they were cancelled, like everything else, due to Covid. So she made the 'lockdown' albums and the sad dad audience got into her, then the "Taylor's Version" project galvanised her audience, fascinated and horrified the music industry (re-recordings generally flop and flop hard) and sold absolute lorry loads, thus creating the Eras tour. By this time, it was about breaking records, being the biggest and the most successful artist on the face of the earth and this is where she started to crack and that competative side that all artists have became the be all and end all of everything so it's 18 physical formats, downloads available for 6 hours to stay at #1 to teach Charli a lesson for speaking out of turn and some of the most insane fan-gouging I've ever witnessed. That's billionaires for you. That kind of wealth sends people mad and she has not been immune.
 
octophone said:
I genuinely don't think that's true. I think she has changed massively since the kick up with Scooter Braun over her masters and it may be that she becomes one of the object lessons in how hyper-wealth sends people absolutely doolally. It's worth remembering that the UK leg of her 2020 tour was (IIRC) Glastonbury and 2 nights at Hyde Park, neither of which had sold out when they were cancelled, like everything else, due to Covid. So she made the 'lockdown' albums and the sad dad audience got into her, then the "Taylor's Version" project galvanised her audience, fascinated and horrified the music industry (re-recordings generally flop and flop hard) and sold absolute lorry loads, thus creating the Eras tour. By this time, it was about breaking records, being the biggest and the most successful artist on the face of the earth and this is where she started to crack and that competative side that all artists have became the be all and end all of everything so it's 18 physical formats, downloads available for 6 hours to stay at #1 to teach Charli a lesson for speaking out of turn and some of the most insane fan-gouging I've ever witnessed. That's billionaires for you. That kind of wealth sends people mad and she has not been immune.
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Yes she's a rotten cunt, whatever path she took to get there.
 
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