TELL JOKES HERE

[Nancy]

A TIN OF PAINT BROUGHT ME TO TEARS EARLIER

IT WAS AN EMULSIONAL MOMENT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No one explain this one to @Soldi or @COB.

Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Where's the soap".

The other replies "Yes, it does rather".

 

[Iguana]

@Nancy

 

[Phoenix]

The state of the world in 2020 looooool

 

[Soldi]

No one explain this one to @Soldi or @COB.

Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Where's the soap".

The other replies "Yes, it does rather".

Someone explain pls

 

[Iguana]

No one explain this one to @Soldi or @COB.

Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Where's the soap".

The other replies "Yes, it does rather".

I love that @COB still doesn't get this

 

[Iguana]

I am awful at jokes so I will leave this to the experts

 

[COB]

Listen, I've never claimed to be a genius

 

[Iguana]

I reckon @Indie tells a good dry joke

 

[Nancy]

JOKES ABOUT WHITE SUGAR ARE RARE

BUT JOKES ABOUT BROWN SUGAR?

Spoiler

DEMERARA

 

[Tisch]

DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA

 

[whatisityoucantface]

*Madeleine McCann joke*

 

[Indie]

I reckon @Indie tells a good dry joke

I saw Micheal J Fox in my garden this morning. At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuschias.

Soz

 

[Nancy]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DONKEY WITH THREE LEGS?

Spoiler

WONKY

 

[Nancy]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DONKEY WITH THREE LEGS AND A SQUINT IN ONE EYE?

Spoiler

WINKY WONKY

 

[Nancy]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DONKEY WITH THREE LEGS, A SQUINT IN ONE EYE AND THAT PLAYS A PIANO?

Spoiler

HONKY TONKY WINKY WONKY

 

[dUb]

Why did the blind old man fall down the well?

Spoiler

Because he couldn't see that well

 

[AlgoAlex]

I love that @COB still doesn't get this

I mean I THINK i get it and it isn’t very funny or maybe not

 

[big ron]

PYTHAGORAS WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A PUZZLED LOOK ON HIS FACE AND MUTTERS "HMMMM. IF A RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE HAS A SHORT SIDE, X, A LONG SIDE, Y, AND A HYPOTENUSE, Z, THEN THE SQUARE OF Z MUST BE EQUAL TO THE SUM THE SQUARE OF X AND THE ERM, SQUARE OF ERM..."

Spoiler

"Y - THE LONG FACE?"

 

[Zu]

I never understand jokes unless they’re filth and / or tasteless but mercifully I won’t have to wheel out a forced smile in a lounge-based context

 

[Rita]

Paddy and Seamus are sitting in a small town bar.

Paddy brags: "You know, I've had every woman in this town.

"Except me mammy, of course!"

"Well then," says Seamus. "Between you and I, we've had 'em all!"

 

[Nancy]

@Nancy

Yes?

 

[Rita]

:emoji_laughing:

 

[Tisch]

I like a lot about Switzerland. Their flag for one is a big plus.

 

[Zu]

No one explain this one to @Soldi or @COB.

Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Where's the soap".

The other replies "Yes, it does rather".

FOR EXAMPLE I don’t get this at all although I expect the soap has ended up in the NUN’S GUNNY

EDIT: Oh no, I do now. It’s WEARS

 

[Rita]

In all fairness I HATE JOKES.

 

[Rita]

Oops. WRONG THREAD.

 

[Lume]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/anecdote-of-the-day.81867/

 

[Nancy]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/anecdote-of-the-day.81867/

 

[Tisch]

He is dead, and that's good