Tennis 2026

[Dark Carnival]

Zverev breaks in the opening game

 

[Jark]

zverev should be blacklisted for his fucking ball bounces alone. that's a disgrace!

 

[Jark]

I'd rather watch SIEGEMUND serve.

 

[passthatdutch]

Good to see Elena back up the number 1 ranking yesterday with slam number 3. Seems not many thought this is how her year would pan out looking back at page 1 of this thread.

 

[Sardonicus]

Revolting outcome.

It says it all about the weaker era of the tour that a career choker has stepped up to take 2 slams & reached another final as soon as Sinner & Alcaraz are injured.

 

[Apoca]

 

[Jark]

grotesque scenes all round

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Eddie]

He"s made a lot of hay, I'll say that.

I was surprised to see he admitted as much in his post match presser.

 

[Jark]

Zverev is currently fourth for all time prize money, behind the big 3. if he gives me a milli I'll stop saying nasty things about him on the internet. I CAN BE BOUGHT.

 

[Eddie]

I meant specifically while the sun shines.

He acknowledged that he won these grand slams because Sinner and Alcaraz were out of action and/or not at their best

 

[Jark]

enjoying a cute lil break from tennis, but the China Open kicks off next Friday



very much enjoying this lewk from Felix and Iga

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Miss Felisha she’s serving

 

[Eddie]

No one watching the Laver Cup then? My brother went yesterday - sort of wished I had a ticket given that London has been lucky to host it a second time now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

No one watching the Laver Cup then? My brother went yesterday - sort of wished I had a ticket given that London has been lucky to host it a second time now.

I watched Carlos yesterday. He played well. Though beyond that I can’t take this event too seriously.

 

[Dark Carnival]

+ I’m team Europe but still want fucking Zv*r*v to lose?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sinner out for the rest of the season and a certain cunt now sure of becoming world number one

 

[Jark]

URRGGHH!!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

What's even more annoying is that this fucker has only 2 wins against top 10 players (Fritz and Shelton) en route to his SF, W, F and W performance in grand slams this season

 

[Dark Carnival]

His only 2 top 10 wins all tournaments included

 

[Jark]

I am screaming at Medvedev defaulting against Djokovic (while losing) for taking out a spectator with a slammed ball. such a tool.

 

[Dark Carnival]

In happier news, Carlito just won the title in Tokyo

 

[Jark]

Carlos just beat Lehecka in Tokyo for his first title since February. Djokovic and de Minaur's final at the China Open about to begin

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sinner out for the rest of the season

Also, I have seen 'silent ban' thrown around to describe this though obviously we know nothing.

 

[Jark]

Svitolina v Zheng tomorrow morning sounds like a banger. Zheng has continued her US Open form and is playing like somebody who wants to be top 10 again. Elina is a couple of wins away from qualifying for the year end finals.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Lol Djokovic humbled by Hubi.

 

[Jark]

well he did just win in Beijing so that's kinda to be expected

 

[funky]

I FUCKING WELL GOT WIMBELDON BALLOT TICKETS OMG

Centre Court, opening day

Shaking, crying, buying a new white blazer

 

[jyxz]

YAY (and where the FUCK are mine?)

I got Centre on the first day the very first time I won in the ballot.

Saw 20 minutes all day due to rain (pre -roof)