Tennis 2026 (3 Viewers)

[Dark Carnival]

Zverev breaks in the opening game

 

[Jark]

zverev should be blacklisted for his fucking ball bounces alone. that's a disgrace!

 

[Jark]

I'd rather watch SIEGEMUND serve.

 

[passthatdutch]

Good to see Elena back up the number 1 ranking yesterday with slam number 3. Seems not many thought this is how her year would pan out looking back at page 1 of this thread.

 

[Sardonicus]

Revolting outcome.

It says it all about the weaker era of the tour that a career choker has stepped up to take 2 slams & reached another final as soon as Sinner & Alcaraz are injured.

 

[Apoca]

 

[Jark]

grotesque scenes all round

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Eddie]

He"s made a lot of hay, I'll say that.

I was surprised to see he admitted as much in his post match presser.

 

[Jark]

Zverev is currently fourth for all time prize money, behind the big 3. if he gives me a milli I'll stop saying nasty things about him on the internet. I CAN BE BOUGHT.

 

[Eddie]

I meant specifically while the sun shines.

He acknowledged that he won these grand slams because Sinner and Alcaraz were out of action and/or not at their best

 

[Jark]

enjoying a cute lil break from tennis, but the China Open kicks off next Friday



very much enjoying this lewk from Felix and Iga

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Miss Felisha she’s serving

 

[Eddie]

No one watching the Laver Cup then? My brother went yesterday - sort of wished I had a ticket given that London has been lucky to host it a second time now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

No one watching the Laver Cup then? My brother went yesterday - sort of wished I had a ticket given that London has been lucky to host it a second time now.

I watched Carlos yesterday. He played well. Though beyond that I can’t take this event too seriously.

 

[Dark Carnival]

+ I’m team Europe but still want fucking Zv*r*v to lose?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sinner out for the rest of the season and a certain cunt now sure of becoming world number one

 

[Jark]

URRGGHH!!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

What's even more annoying is that this fucker has only 2 wins against top 10 players (Fritz and Shelton) en route to his SF, W, F and W performance in grand slams this season

 

[Dark Carnival]

His only 2 top 10 wins all tournaments included

 

[Jark]

I am screaming at Medvedev defaulting against Djokovic (while losing) for taking out a spectator with a slammed ball. such a tool.

 

[Dark Carnival]

In happier news, Carlito just won the title in Tokyo

 

[Jark]

Carlos just beat Lehecka in Tokyo for his first title since February. Djokovic and de Minaur's final at the China Open about to begin

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sinner out for the rest of the season

Also, I have seen 'silent ban' thrown around to describe this though obviously we know nothing.

 

[Jark]

Svitolina v Zheng tomorrow morning sounds like a banger. Zheng has continued her US Open form and is playing like somebody who wants to be top 10 again. Elina is a couple of wins away from qualifying for the year end finals.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Lol Djokovic humbled by Hubi.

 

[Jark]

well he did just win in Beijing so that's kinda to be expected

 

[funky]

I FUCKING WELL GOT WIMBELDON BALLOT TICKETS OMG

Centre Court, opening day

Shaking, crying, buying a new white blazer

 

[jyxz]

YAY (and where the FUCK are mine?)

I got Centre on the first day the very first time I won in the ballot.

Saw 20 minutes all day due to rain (pre -roof)

 

[passthatdutch]

Did not see Sonay Kartal coming back from injury with the form to beat Bencic, Paolini and now Svitolina in the same tournament... Penko awaits in the Wuhan semis. Great work!

 

[Jark]

Kartal vs Penko is gonna SLAP. I haven't seen her play so far this tourney but I won't be missing that.