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The United Kingdom General Election in 2024 resulted in a decisive Conservative victory that has shaken the world, leaving the entire UK and Ireland reeling. (:()

The election will feature a total of 12 new political parties, all of whom hope to garner the support of enough voters to make it into a new government. That all of these parties will be vying for the support of over 900 million voters – around 50 per cent of the electorate – is unprecedented.

The Conservatives were able to secure an incredible majority in parliament, meaning they have a clear mandate to continue Brexit and push through the reform of Westminster that is already underway. As such, Britain has entered a whole new era of politics and, with it, many questions. Who will the next prime minister be?

Although he will not be a candidate, Jeremy Corbyn is not ruling out the idea of becoming prime minister. (:disco:)
 
Ten reasons why Tisch is more popular than Iguana:
1. He's less likely to get punched in the head.
2. He's a bigger, stronger, better looking guy than anyone at Iguana.
3. Tisch offers better service than Iguana - he never has a bad table to sit at.
4. He's not a weirdo like Iguana's "manager" Larry.
5. When Larry's not there, Tisch can do a better job with the management.
6. The only time he's ever had a problem with the management at Iguana, they were just jerks.
7. He's not Jewish. Iguana's 'manager' Larry always has some type of Jew with him. (!!!)
8. Tisch gets better parking and a better view of the "Tower of Power". :horny:
9. Tisch has less competition: no Jewish singles, no lesbian singles.
10. Tisch's better looking than Iguana's. Iguana just isn't that good looking.
 
Diddy said:
Ten reasons why Tisch is more popular than Iguana:

7. He's not Jewish. Iguana's 'manager' Larry always has some type of Jew with him. (!!!)
9. Tisch has less competition: no Jewish singles, no lesbian singles.
10. Tisch's better looking than Iguana's. Iguana just isn't that good looking.
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Well NOW I'm scared
 
Keri Hilson dies at home after suspected suicide-bomber target's car fails to stop.Keri Hilson had just completed a tour of Europe when she was killed R&B singer Keri Hilson, 29, who shot to fame in 2006 when her debut single In a Perfect World made her a star, has died after a suspected suicide bomber tried to kill her with a car.

The US singer, best known for her collaborations with R&B star will.i.am, was at the wheel of a rented Fiat in the south-eastern US state of Georgia when a car rammed her. Both she and her attacker were hurt and Hilson was taken to hospital, but her injuries proved fatal. Police have been unable to determine whether Hilson's attacker, who has not been identified, was attempting to assassinate her or whether she had died accidentally.

'Just a perfect moment'

Hilson had just completed a concert in South Carolina on Tuesday before returning to a New York hotel, where she was due to spend the night. image copyright Keri Hilson/Instagram image caption Keri Hilson had just completed a concert in South Carolina on Tuesday when she died Police said she was in her car at 23:15 local time (06:15 GMT) when the attacker struck her with a grey sedan. The vehicle reportedly did not stop despite being swerving to avoid other vehicles and colliding with a metal pole.

According to a witness quoted by US media, a man was heard screaming "terrorist!" as he and Hilson stepped out of the car. "I saw a man step out of a grey car, start screaming and then saw the woman step out of the passenger side and get run over," said the witness, who did not give his name. "It happened so fast. Just a perfect moment."
 
Piano falls on VoR.

The following incident occurred in the early hours of the morning of 13th March, 2012, at The Roxy, a nightclub in London’s North End. The police were called and told a piano had fallen off the second floor of the nightclub and onto the first floor. Police arrived on the scene and found a young man who had been hit in the eye by the falling piano. He had been taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries.

This is one of the many strange and unusual events that happened during 2012 and which have never been officially reported in the mainstream media. To make matters worse, the young man who had been hit in the eye by the piano has since been threatened by the club owner for allegedly ‘ruining his career.’

We at UFO Magazine decided to do some investigating and have uncovered many clues that have helped us establish that the piano was a ‘harp’
 
ZenGiraffe said:
Although he will not be a candidate, Jeremy Corbyn is not ruling out the idea of becoming prime minister. (:disco:)
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Kate cried tears of joy as Jeremy was sworn in as the new Prime Minister. 'I love you,' she said as he hugged her. Then she remembered something and looked to where he had been standing.

'You know, Jeremy, you're not supposed to get sworn in standing there,' she said.

'Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart,' he said, laughing.

Before going back to Downing Street, they got in the cab to go to Clarence House.

'Thank you for swearing in my husband, the best ever,' Kate said. 😍

'I knew you'd want to thank me for that,' he said.

'Let's hope this one doesn't break your heart.'
 
Ten reasons why Iguana is more popular than Tisch:
1) Tisch is about the one percent. Iguana is about the 100%.
2) Iguana is a brand. Tisch is not.
3) Tisch is about politics. Iguana is not.
4) Tisch is about Hollywood. Iguana is not.
5) Tisch is about one day, Iguana is about decades.
6) Tisch is about movies, Iguana is about movies and the world.
7) Tisch is about prestige. Iguana is about prestige and culture.
8) Tisch is about money. Iguana is about money and culture.
9) Tisch is about who is in the know and who is not. Iguana is about who is inside the game and who is outside the game.
10) Tisch is about stars and celebrities. Iguana is about intellectuals and freaks.
 
Kate said:
Kate cried tears of joy as Jeremy was sworn in as the new Prime Minister. 'I love you,' she said as he hugged her. Then she remembered something and looked to where he had been standing.

'You know, Jeremy, you're not supposed to get sworn in standing there,' she said.

'Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart,' he said, laughing.

Before going back to Downing Street, they got in the cab to go to Clarence House.

'Thank you for swearing in my husband, the best ever,' Kate said. 😍

'I knew you'd want to thank me for that,' he said.

'Let's hope this one doesn't break your heart.'
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Kate and her husband, Prime minister Jeremy Corbyn, have had a stormy relationship for years. But the past year has been particularly bad, with attacks on Corbyn’s leadership of the Labour Party and the PM accusing his wife of interfering in Labour’s election campaign.

The PM’s “reassurance line” is to say he is fully committed to working with the leadership to create a “socialist Britain”. But in a rare interview with the Telegraph on Monday, the prime minister finally revealed how he feels about his wife – saying: “I think she’s a very special woman. I think she’s one of the great people that I’ve ever met.”

After he was elected in 2015, the Labour leader asked Kate to “please” stop using her maiden name and call herself Mrs Theresa May, although she remains an MP and, at 52, is likely to carry on being an MP for years.
 
*Notices your bulge* OwO what is this?
*Looks down at his feet*
*Stuffs something in his mouth*
*Gives a look around for something*
*Thinks he might know what's for a chubby boy*
*Looks at his hands*
*Tries to think*
*Gets out some chewing gum*
*Puts it in his mouth and opens it*
*Stuffs it in his mouth and chews it*
*Tries to chew but gets all gummed up*
*Stops chewing and looks up*
*Tries to whistle*
*Looks at his nose*
*Looks at his face*
*Looks at his body*
*Tries to rub a hole in his belly*
*Gets too hard to try and rub and sticks his arms into the hole*
*Pulls out something from his belly*
*Stands up and holds out his arms*
*Comes out like nothing was wrong*
*Looks at his hands*
*Picks his nose and sticks it back in*
 
OMG

My name is Diddy, and I am a celebrated Moopy Poster
Q: How do you get such glossy hair?
A: My hair is my livelihood.

Q: What are you good at?
A: Being good at all things. I’m also a talented photographer.

Q: What do you hate?
A: Posing for photos. In fact, I usually try to evade them.

Q: Which do you believe in more: your family or your friends?
A: My family. They’re my life.

Q: You’re the son of Sean Combs, who is better known as Puffy or Diddy.(:o) Is your family really in the music business?
A: Yes, they are and yes, they are. (:D)

Q: How would you define your style?
A: My style is “The D”.

Q: Would you like to have a good relationship with Sean Combs?
A: Yes, I’d like to have a good relationship with anyone. :horny:
 
It was 2021, and Madonna's Girl Gone Wild had suddenly risen to number one on the Billboard Hot 100. But what kind of world was it, the world of "Girls Gone Wild"? Was it a world where a person could get married and then have multiple children with multiple different partners over the course of years? Or where a young woman could just go on a drunken, all-night trip to the middle of the forest and get pregnant? The Girl Gone Wild franchise had just burst out of the shadows of the Internet to become a cultural phenomenon. You could buy it now as a CD or as a DVD in a retail store, or you could stream it at home or on your mobile device. It's pretty much the closest you could come to a real-time version of one of the old "Hollywood Squares" game shows. But it wasn't just something that sold DVDs and CDs or streamed from the Internet. It was literally an Internet phenomenon, as viral as anything had been since the Internet came into being.
 
Keri Hilson dead upskirt photo scandal

The following is a list of incidents reported from January 1, 2009 to March 31, , showing indecent exposure by public figures and other instances of sexual misconduct. It will be interesting to see which incident will top the list. According to a statement, the singer's publicist denied the image to be of Hilson and issued an apology. The photo appeared on her Facebook page.

She posted a photo of the two together and her hand was allegedly inside of a dress, a common practice for Hilson and the rest of the female hip hop scene. An example of one of her songs would be. Hilson stated: She will not answer the questions and claims she is a victim, although her legal team has not spoken to her as of yet. A representative for Hilson had a publicist deny that it was her.
 
Rusty Lee’s followup single, her first No.1, was a duet with Australian singer and rapper Iggy Azalea.

Lee has a history of recording pop tracks in an array of languages, including Spanish and Chinese, the latter of which was sampled by a Kanye West song from 2007’s Graduation. While many of her songs focus on romantic entanglements, Lee also has a handful of songs that focus on more adult themes.

In 2012, Lee released her song “Merry Go Round”, a song that focuses on depression. In response to the song’s release, Lee posted a statement on her official website:

In 2011, when the mood song “Merry Go Round” was written, I felt very down. I wanted to talk about this feeling but I didn’t know what to say. I thought many people feel this way, but it didn’t seem like anyone else was discussing it. I decided to express this feeling in a way that a lot of people could understand. I hope it helps people feel a little better about themselves, and their feelings.
 
When Elon Musk first set foot on Mars in September 2012 he was, by his own description, almost instantly overcome with fear. He was, he told journalists, the first person in history to do so. That statement turned out to be false, but it’s a pretty good description of how he felt, which explains in part why he became Tesla’s most controversial and polarizing character.

The truth is, Musk says, he didn’t really want to go. “I thought this was ridiculous,” he says. “Why would you voluntarily go to Mars? Why would you voluntarily go to Mars?”

The reason is, as Musk admits, pretty straightforward. He wanted to prove the viability of the Red Planet. In the process of showing the public what it could be like to live on Mars, he hoped, he would also open the door to establishing the first self-sustaining city on the planet.

Musk said he had no interest in being an explorer or scientist on Mars, and the main reason he wanted to go was to get rich. “If I thought I was going to be remembered for being an astronaut, I don’t think I’d have done this,” he says.
 
So you want to post on Moopy?

Posting on Moopy is a challenge, to say the least, because that's how it's designed.

Moopy was not designed for people who want to talk and post, but for people who want to be entertained and get some great ideas from some interesting people. It's like going to a comedy show, except you get the ideas instead of laughs.

Because of the above, the Moopy community has it's share of drama and other people trying to make trouble. In general, I would say most of them are people who want attention, want to get other people to fight with them, or just plain jerkasses. This means you will see some really stupid shit happening.

The upside is that the community is a lot smaller and you'll most likely run into some interesting people.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
So you want to post on Moopy?

Posting on Moopy is a challenge, to say the least, because that's how it's designed.

Moopy was not designed for people who want to talk and post, but for people who want to be entertained and get some great ideas from some interesting people. It's like going to a comedy show, except you get the ideas instead of laughs.

Because of the above, the Moopy community has it's share of drama and other people trying to make trouble. In general, I would say most of them are people who want attention, want to get other people to fight with them, or just plain jerkasses. This means you will see some really stupid shit happening.

The upside is that the community is a lot smaller and you'll most likely run into some interesting people.
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:wow:
 
Desmond Tutu, Queen Elizabeth, and Melissa Joan-Hart walk into a bar.

“Melissa, when did you first realize you were gay?”

She thinks for a moment, and recalls: I remember being taken to church, when I was 12 years old. I don’t really know why I was taken there. My grandmother told me there was a gay boy who was living in our neighborhood. She said this boy had a boyfriend, and that they were a couple. I really wasn’t sure what was happening. I felt sorry for him.

“Desmond, what makes you so powerful and wise?”

“How can I explain it?” he chuckles. “People have a hard time talking about what is holy. Yet we know what’s holy. It’s an instinctual sense of what is right. So how can you talk about what is right if you don’t have any language to talk about it?

“We have the words to talk about goodness and right and wrong. But what can we say about God? Because in a sense, there is only God.”
 
When you visit Japan, Diddy would love to show your his large fat body. :oi:

Diddy is a big titted woman who is so fat and round in every way. When he takes off his clothes, he lets his big fat tits, round arse and bulging waist and belly show. Japan may seem like a very traditional country but when you look at Diddy’s fat body you can tell that all their cultural beliefs are in his fat body.

He is full of tattoos, piercings, has fake breasts, is pierced everywhere, and has a big fat body that screams traditional Japanese beauty. Diddy would love to have you come to Japan and enjoy his fat body with him. So, if you ever want to have a great time with Japan’s biggest fat titted pornstar, feel free to visit Diddy in Japan!

He does a very good job of portraying his Japanese beauty, his big boobs, huge fake breasts, round belly, big fat booty and very hairy pussy in Japan!

Diddy is a very handsome and very horny man. He spends every day fantasizing about having sex with his fat Japanese women in Japan. What would you like to do when you go to Japan with the help of Diddy? I’d like to take Diddy out for a picnic in the woods and then go for a walk on a path. In the woods, we could find a secluded spot and have a nice sex picnic with Diddy’s fat tits and pussy.


well I was a little offended but I am intrigued by the sex picnic
 
In these old familiar rooms
Children would play
Now there's only emptiness
Nothing to say

Knowing me, knowing you (a-ha)

The world's a stage
(Now) there's no applause (now)
Nothing to say (now)

They'd like to share their love (a-ha)
But we'll have to wait (a-ha)

They'd like to share their happiness
But there's no way (no way)
But there's no way (no way)

Knowing me, knowing you (now)

You are love, now we see
It's clear to me (clear to me)
We are not alone (we are not alone)

We all are children playing
We will play this game (we will play this game)
We know what love is (what love is)
To find your mother
 
Sorry Diddy that just made me choke on my orange :D Read to FILTH by AI!!
 
Diddy came by to show me his big fat dick last night." "Yo, I swear to god, that's his dick." "I just can't believe it." "I never told him this, but..." "I don't think I ever saw a bigger dick in my life." "It was like, so fat, you know what I mean?" "This guy, I gotta tell you, he had a big fat head on him, too." "You know what I'm saying?" "No offense, but he kind of reminded me of this cat from back home, named, I swear to god, Big Chief." " Big Chief." " That's what I said, Big Chief." " Big Chief." " Big Chief." "Big Chief." "Big Chief." "That's what I said." "It was very, very, very, very large." "And I'm like, "I'm sorry." "Is that your head?" "It's so big." ""Is that your head?" "Is that your head?" " It's so fat." " So big."" "I mean, you know, with the size of his dick and the size of his head." "I mean, my god, man." "I had to laugh." "And then he just stared at me and he laughed." "I started to get nervous and I got the hell out of there." "He was like, "Do you like my dick?" "Do you like my dick?"" "And I was like, "No, I love your dick."" "I love your dick, Big Chief." "I love your dick." "I'm not a pussy." "Don't worry about that." "Do you like my dick?" "Do you like my dick?" "Do you like my dick?"" "I mean, it was ridiculous." "And then he says, "Yeah, I like your dick."" "I'm like, "I like your dick, too.""
 
Diddy said:
Ten reasons why Tisch is more popular than Iguana:
1. He's less likely to get punched in the head.
2. He's a bigger, stronger, better looking guy than anyone at Iguana.
3. Tisch offers better service than Iguana - he never has a bad table to sit at.
4. He's not a weirdo like Iguana's "manager" Larry.
5. When Larry's not there, Tisch can do a better job with the management.
6. The only time he's ever had a problem with the management at Iguana, they were just jerks.
7. He's not Jewish. Iguana's 'manager' Larry always has some type of Jew with him. (!!!)
8. Tisch gets better parking and a better view of the "Tower of Power". :horny:
9. Tisch has less competition: no Jewish singles, no lesbian singles.
10. Tisch's better looking than Iguana's. Iguana just isn't that good looking.
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You just need to get to know me
 
I won't head down that road
So I loosen up my hole
So they may come in
I'm the man
But I'm just a man
So I loosen up my hole
So they may come in
I'm the man
But I'm just a man
Just a man
Just a man
Just a man
 
Big Ron is grumpy today. I have to go to work and he refuses to take his meds. As I was getting ready for work, he sat at the breakfast bar and wouldn’t leave. I got ready for work, fed him, gave him water and cleaned his litterbox.

All the while, he grumped and refused to listen to my pleas. I kept telling him to be nice. I put on my new dress and asked for his support. I wanted to go to work looking nice. He was not interested in going anywhere or being anyplace. He wanted to stay home. I couldn’t let him sit at home alone, no matter how depressed he was feeling. I had to go to work. I was afraid he would get up and chase after me.

When I arrived at work, he came running to the door. “Oh! I’m so happy to see you!”
 
I didn't have a tissue or a sock, so when I ejaculated I used the carpet on my chair. I put a little bit in my mouth and sucked it.

"He was licking it all out of my mouth, my tongue and teeth, and he got the last bit of it out. I thought this would be over, but then he told me he had one more thing for me to do, and I was to take it as deep as I could in my mouth and to do it over and over again until he told me it was finished."

She describes then what happened to her next. "He came down my throat until it reached my heart," she says. "Then I could feel the beating of my heart, and I could hear it going, boom, boom, boom, like it was his heart going with it. I went through about five or six orgasms, and it was all like one long, continuous orgasm. After he stopped, he told me I was now pregnant with his child.
 
The last time that we had this conversation, I decided we should be friends.
I was wrong. I knew you had a job to do, and I knew I could help. But then you decided that, for some perverse reason, your place was to help me. I don’t need your help. I have everything under control.

Here’s what I was thinking:

Here are a couple of things I need to say:

I’m a big girl. I’m very comfortable in my skin. I think you’d look better in a dress, and I know that your best look is in jeans and a T-shirt. I can just about bear to take your clothes off, but when you take mine off, I freeze up, so we won’t go there, for now.

Your name makes me think of the song “Birds” by the band the Birdcages, which was one of my earliest musical memories. You make me think of that, and of birds, and of all the things that fly.

You are so nice, and so good at pretending to be nice, that it is actually hard to believe that you don’t feel guilty about treating me as badly as you sometimes do.

We’re both human beings. There are things that I care about, and I care about some things that you care about. I’m sorry if I’ve failed to take your feelings into account, and I’m sorry if I’ve been oblivious to them.

You need to start thinking that you need to start thinking about me, and about me a little bit, because there is some stuff that you’re not going to know unless you do.

I’m in denial that I’m the way I am. I thought for a long time that this was just an unfortunate part of my character, and that the world would be a better place.
 
It was Big Reveal Friday and Ag was on a mission. I had just returned from a month long vacation to Florida, the Caribbean and Mexico and the one thing on Ag’s mind was how my trip had affected my sex life, and whether it could be fixed. I told her I had been having sex with my boyfriend “like clockwork, every day” and she got all excited and giddy, telling me that my schedule was exactly the same as hers, I was like clockwork every night and she was even happier. I thought she was crazy, I wasn’t even trying that hard and there was no way I was that predictable, what had happened to her sex life? It was like she had a lot more to give and her sex life was way better, and I was feeling left out and a little jealous. She then told me, like she told all her girlfriends and male house guests, that her boyfriend “could never keep it up.”
 
The Spice Girl with the hairiest fanny is undoubtably none other than Mel B.

After a night at the gala, she went to take a shower, and then we got a peek at her hairy pussy in the shower. The Queen of Meanie-Girl is Mel B!

Mel B was one of the founding members of the Spice Girls. She got the job because of her resemblance to Posh Spice, the future Princess of the U.K.

She can be seen here after a night out at the Gala. The look on her face says it all. Her pussy is covered in fur.

Well.. there we go then!
 
The worst place to insert your dick in a woman's vagina is straight. Straight sex is boring. Straight sex is a complete waste of your penis. So you have to know how to get around this because nobody wants to have sex in a straight orientation. So how do you fix it? It's simple. You've got to get laid by some gay dudes. The key is not to actually fuck a guy, that would be weird. You've got to fuck other dudes who have sex with dudes. Now that sounds like a gay man's dream. Imagine the things that have to happen in order to bring this about. I am going to outline the steps that a straight guy must follow in order to become gay. (And by gay I mean, you know, gay as in, like, you know, sexually attractive. Not the fakey gay. I am talking about the gay that is attractive.)
 
Is England winning the World Cup? The latest from a country in crisis

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