The ASFM: Discovision Song Contest - TODAY 1st October @ 1pm

[Kratz]

I’m here!

 

[funky]

A reminder of our OFFICIAL CLIPART DISCOVISION SCOREBOARD and yes Miss @Penelope will be shamed throughout the show at the bottom of the list.

 

[Kratz]

I have my La Zarra face ready

 

[dmlaw]

I’m equal first? Stop the count.

 

[funky]

I have my La Zarra face ready

Eurovision and Melody Estefan references to be accommpanied by visuals at all times pls so as not to confuse the host!

 

[funky]

I’m equal first? Stop the count.

@Indie already did that joke

 

[dmlaw]

Eurovision and Melody Estefan references to be accommpanied by visuals at all times pls so as not to confuse the host!

This means that things are not going well for the poster.
This means that things are not going well for funky.

 

[funky]

This means that things are not going well for the poster.
This means that things are not going well for funky.

Perfect!

I always thought the bottom one was GEORGE BUSH

 

[funky]

ONE MINUTE TO THE OPENING CREDITS!



(I do not have opening credits)

 

[Kratz]

Where’s Peppa Pig?

 

[ButterTart]

Where’s Peppa Pig?

I’m here and I asked you to stop calling me that

 

[funky]

WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FIRST EVER ASFM DISCOVISION RESULTS SHOW!

I will be doing scores in rounds of 5, after each round there will be a scoreboard update. We will slow things down for the final 4 votes (should have been 5, but you know, Miss @Penelope etc) and show each of the final 4 votes individually for a bit of DRAMA.

On we go, first up to bat is @BoysForSeles ...

 

[ButterTart]

Omg

 

[RS]

How exciting! I wonder how many zeros I’ll recieve

 

[funky]

Let's hope this works, it's @BoysForSeles

20 points go to @Indie

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh 8 points!

 

[funky]

Next up it's @GNL

20 wasted points go to @Penelope ! (Sorry for the screenshot issue there)

 

[dmlaw]

If this is all being done through pre-prepared scoreboards, does that mean that funky won’t be able to correct any errors which might be discovered? It’s a good job that won’t happen.

 

[funky]

If this is all being done through pre-prepared scoreboards, does that mean that funky won’t be able to correct any errors which might be discovered? It’s a good job that won’t happen.

I have the live excel sheet open for checking and monitoring and updating.

 

[RS]

Loving the scoreboard

 

[Soldi]

@ZenGiraffe to close every other moopy thread for the next hour pls

You’ll finish this in an hour?

 

[ButterTart]

Well, nothing from @GNL

I won’t take it personally, that evil turncoat isn’t worth the energy.

 

[funky]

Next up it's @Tisch

20 points go to @Ill Advised

 

[Kratz]

I have the live excel sheet open for checking and monitoring and updating.

Our very own Osterdahl

 

[funky]

And now it's time for @OutSynk

20 points go to @RaspberrySwirl

 

[ButterTart]

Oh @Tisch

I mean thanks for the points, but rewarding Goujon’s Tits like that is just unacceptable.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope that Gijon’s Whores points are being frontloaded on purpose to taunt us.

 

[funky]

I'm currently having a drinking game for everytime Gjon's Tears gets comments about getting points It's going to be a FUN AFTERNOON

 

[ButterTart]

I'm currently having a drinking game for everytime Gjon's Tears gets comments about getting points It's going to be a FUN AFTERNOON

@funky found unresponsive at 2:23pm

 

[funky]

And last up in this round it's @RaspberrySwirl

20 points go to @Raining on Me

 

[dmlaw]

I'm currently having a drinking game for everytime Gjon's Tears gets comments about getting points It's going to be a FUN AFTERNOON

You’ll be pleased to hear that being really pissed ALWAYS makes running an ASFM results thread go more smoothly.

 

[ButterTart]

Points! Ta, @RaspberrySwirl

 

[Suomi]

I am confident my song will be top 5, I mean come on

 

[OutSynk]

And now it's time for @OutSynk

20 points go to @RaspberrySwirl

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Why is that horror highlighted on my ballot

 

[Kala]

Well I’m doing rubbish! Oh well…

 

[funky]

READY FOR OUR FIRST SCOREBOARD UPDATE?

 

[RS]

Oh thank you my sweet @OutSynk

 

[RS]

READY FOR OUR FIRST SCOREBOARD UPDATE?

Yes!

 

[funky]

After 5 votes:

• Elodie Gervias (@Raining on Me) takes an early lead which will raise some eyebrows (again?? can we block him from playing at all, ever?)
• Redlight (@GinAg (39)), Ultraflex (@Suomi), Souvenir (@jyxz) and Reve (@SystemAddict) round out the Top 5
• A strong start for GJon’s Tears (@Ill Advised) despite some previous protestations about the song!
• Already, there’s only 3 songs on nil points.

 

[ButterTart]

READY FOR OUR FIRST SCOREBOARD UPDATE?

Yes! I’m about to move on to to a traditional Serbian hostelry called ‘Irish Pub’ and I need a recap before I go.