The Day of Mon - Phase 2 (in which Doris gets her oats)

[octophone]

Yeeeeaaaaah rat fans.

I'm tired and everyone around me is on holiday. It's STILL noisy.

 

[Star]

Morning, I've had my oats too.

 

[big ron]

show oats pls

 

[big ron]

I'm at the gym at 10am because I can't be arsed to do any work. Not sure this is a better alternative.

 

[big ron]

I've also just ordered some performance enhancing drugs. Because toxic masculinity.

 

[Shirley]

My colleagues can't even work out how to turn the BOILER on

So much for scientists

 

[Indie]

My legs are pretty fucked this morning. Stupid hills.

 

[Shirley]

I went to the doctors for a REVIEW last month and for some reason they have fucked up their records and keep bombarding me with letters and texts saying YOU MUST COME FOR A REVIEW FOLLOWING YOUR PREVIOUS CONSULTATION. I'm not phoning them up AGAIN about it. God knows what'll happen when I need some more MEDICINE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well things went from t-shirt weather to coat weather a BIT TOO QUICKLY for my liking.

 

[octophone]

Well things went from t-shirt weather to coat weather a BIT TOO QUICKLY for my liking.

Oh, I cannot be doing with this...warm then cold, then wet and warm, then cold, then warm again...one of colleagues told e a heatwave is due to blow in whilst one of the papers up here is saying that the BEAST FROM THE EAST is on its way back.

I say: NO.

 

[floppet]

Well things went from t-shirt weather to coat weather a BIT TOO QUICKLY for my liking.

That's life up north in a nutshell!

 

[big ron]

Well things went from t-shirt weather to coat weather a BIT TOO QUICKLY for my liking.

Going to be warm again this weekend apparently. I am NOT fucking ready for big coat season just yet.

 

[Ellie]

Young people these days are so bloody boring. All they seem to talk about in the office is details of their gym schedules.

 

[floppet]

Young people these days are so bloody boring. All they seem to talk about in the office is details of their gym schedules.

At least they talk. Our young'uns at work are always really quiet, it's like pulling teeth trying to converse with them.

 

[Star]

 

[Shirley]

YAY!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is that Sarah Urine?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I tell you WHAT. The IGNORE function is GREAT these days.

 

[big ron]

show oats pls

Disappointed to not have hot oat chat in my inbox.

 

[Halli]

Sarah Ure!

 

[Shirley]

I tell you WHAT. The IGNORE function is GREAT these days.

Poor Star