the Ellie Goulding vestibule of random activities (2026)

[Jark]

she had a plaid shirt, a camcorder and a dream

 

[Pipo]

omg her FOLKLORE is coming

 

[Pipo]

Looks like BANDAIDS!!! has some competition

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Pipo]

Ellie has entered the VESTIBULE

 

[Jark]

let's have a new thread for this and the album!

love the song by the way. great soundscape for her, lovely production.

 

[POP!]

The song is lush like nothing we ever heard from her before. Looking forward to the album.

 

[Pipo]

It's very ULTRAVIOLENCE meets HONEYMOON!

 

[Jark]

her latest random activity has been revealed

 

[Agneeta]

her latest random activity has been revealed

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That she's quit the gym?

 

[Pipo]

DOUBLE PREGNANT?

 

[Halli]

copying Cherlu by having a Baba

 

[Pipo]

copying Cherlu by having a Baba

*lights up*

 

[VoR]

She's been made an MBE in the New Year's Honours.

 

[Jark]

OMG

 

[octophone]

Your regular reminder than anyone who accepts an "honour" is a toadying cunt who comes straight off the artistic roll call.

 

[lolly]

I can think of circumstances where I don't necessarily agree. But I doubt they apply to her.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Jark]

"euphrosene" can go fuck herself

 

[Jark]

surprised she did this shoot straight after lunch, looking so bloated

 

[Jark]

@Pipo could we update the title to 2026 hun

 

[Pipo]

DONE Ellie G DOUBLE Pregnant (but same timbre!)

 

[Pipo]

does giving birth count as a random activity? Congratulations Ellie Goulding



a literal MOTHER!

 

[Jark]

does giving birth count as a random activity

everything miss Elena does is random as fuck including plopping one out. congrats!!

 

[octophone]

What kind of name is Beau Minniear? Did she get married in a children's book?

 

[Jark]

What kind of name is Beau Minniear?

category is: TORY

 

[Pipo]

I swear some celebs have babies called Beau as well: *looks up*

Tori Spelling and Baby Spice do.

 

[Jark]

one for the vestibule

 

[Jark]

imagine calling your album The Wow! Signal.

 

[Tisch]

imagine calling your album The Wow! Signal.

I misread it as SINGAL and thought YOU had made that graphic

 

[Jark]

this is out now. it's metal. Ellie's verse/chorus is very good.

 

[Jark]

and dare I say almost a bit EUROVISION (Finland flavoured)...

 

[Pipo]

one for the vestibule

 

[Soldi]

WHY?

 

[Pipo]

WHY?

Because it's coming home, she states

 

[Jark]

she's making a quick detour on her search for the UK's 850 missing people

 

[Pipo]

The fact that Ellie Goulding is so POWERFUL (Stream now!). Here she is miming away to her iconic 2010s single Lights recorded with a Motorola Moto Xplay.





Notice how even when she takes the mic away from her mouth, it still produces sound, HER POWER!

 

[Pipo]

This one gives Delirium vibes

 

[Jark]

like Dress it's giving influences from all the first three albums to me. this album remains an ENIGMA. I want Loser ASAP!