The EVIL Christina Aguilera - new album threatened

[Joseph]

But how much of that is her surgeon and how much of it is lighting and Photoshop? (Is either even 'better' than the other? )

Whatever it is I want all of it

 

[K.C.]

Full editorial here. I've never heard of this magazine. Hate all the clothes/styling but the photography is great. She looks a bit like Kesha.

 

[Joseph]

Yeah those outfits are garbage but she looks amazing

 

[Dark Carnival]

Never seen the balance respected this much!

 

[Suedehead]

Remember
You
Are
One

 

[straightorbroken]

There's definitely some sort of sacrificial satanic rituals going on to achieve that. Or Adobe.

 

[Suedehead]

The whole shoot is giving me Kylie Minogue BL era vibes and I live

 

[straightorbroken]

Yes! Very Bardot-Minogue-Montag.

 

[supermassive]

She looks a bit like Sarah Michelle Gellar now.

 

[Joseph]

She said PHOTOSHOP WHERE

 

[POP!]

Skinny legend

 

[POP!]

Scott Storch finally speaks on Xtina feud. He attributes her commercial decline to them no longer working together. Although wiki suggests he hasn’t had a hit since 2006 either.

 

[supermassive]

He looks like a Soviet Union gay methhead.

 

[POP!]

Keeps Gettin Better is Aguilera's second album after "Stripped" to be certified multi-platinum after surpassing 600k units in the UK.

https://www.bpi.co.uk/award/3600-1149-2

 

[Ellie]

 

[Jark]

you can already tell she will be ultra pissed off by then FAN next to her whispering in her ear. peasant!

 

[Ellie]

you can already tell she will be ultra pissed off by then FAN next to her whispering in her ear. peasant!

I think that’s Steve Antin, the producer.

 

[Jark]

I meant the woman to her right!

 

[Ellie]

I meant the woman to her right!

Probably also production team or her PA. They wouldn’t sit her next to peasants.

 

[Shoat]

As if Christina does not consider her production team to also be peasants.

 

[GNL]

I only booked tickets for Burlesque because an INSIDER was insistent XXXtina herself was planning on taking the starring role, but I've been conned into seeing a Todrick Hall vehicle instead.

 

[Ellie]

I only booked tickets for Burlesque because an INSIDER was insistent XXXtina herself was planning on taking the starring role, but I've been conned into seeing a Todrick Hall vehicle instead.

I’ve heard absolute nightmares about the previews so far, including a 4 hour running time from the first preview. I’m going tomorrow which will be the final one before press night, so hopefully they’ve ironed it out, or I’ll be walking out.

 

[dUb]

The reports from Theatreboard were pretty dire at first, but by all accounts it's in much better shape now.

 

[jivafox]

Don’t tell Diane Warren that!

 

[Suedehead]

I meant the woman to her right!

Coughing?! During my interview?! SHOOT HIM!!!! *cackle*

 

[Suedehead]

 

[straightorbroken]

I miss her terrible behaviour being enabled by, oh I don't know, hits and record sales.

 

[supermassive]

I wonder if Diane Warren has already panicallly checked the eligibility for You Haven't Seen The Last of Me for the Tony Awards yet.

 

[jivafox]

I wonder if Diane Warren has already panicallly checked the eligibility for You Haven't Seen The Last of Me for the Tony Awards yet.

They’ve cut it!

 

[Lucille]

Couldn’t squeeze it into the 4 hour runtime?

 

[Inner Smile]

Why did she do that?

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Pipo]

This amazes, but at the same time, it's so fucking sad and frustrating

I love how it also pretends as if LIBERATION does not exist (but then, they're talking about HITS, so...)

 

[jivafox]

Even then they’re being generous with the word HIT

 

[funky]

Is she still releasing a fucking album or what

Jesus Christ what is it with these artists these days and being too busy with their side projects - usually podcasts and jewellery ranges



Take me back to the 60s when the pop stars were pushing out three albums a YEAR!

 

[Joseph]

She’s still trying to sell her FUCK OILS

 

[funky]

It’s when they do a post like “hey guys just in the studio you know what that means!”

And then three years later they haven’t released a fucking song

 

[Inner Smile]

Realised she's quite horrible now

 

[Pipo]

Realised she's quite horrible now

your loss pet xx

 

[Inner Smile]

your loss pet xx

Will still listen!