The EVIL Christina Aguilera - new album threatened

[Art Decade]

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Pipo]

Halloween would've been more ON BRAND for her, unless you celebrate Xmas with the DEVIL

 

[supermassive]

Who in her team is trying to sabotage her by putting this up for cinema release?

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

IS IT NEW MUSIC?

 

[Shoat]

I'm guessing LACKLUSTRE but EXPENSIVE advent calendar, where she flogs paperclips, stickers and offcuts of her hair for $75.

 

[Pipo]

this lazy bitch will do anything but get into a studio

 

[supermassive]

Her and Janet rule the realm of female artists who are afraid to release new music in fear of EGG ON FACE, flopping allegations and bad press

 

[straightorbroken]

Her and Janet rule the realm of female artists who are afraid to release new music in fear of EGG ON FACE, flopping allegations and bad press

She could always pass it off as lube promo I guess.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Shoat]

NO THANK YOU

STREAM BIG BROVAZ OUT NOW

 

[K.C.]

Y'all got some nerve updating her thread this often.

 

[Joseph]

Y'all got some nerve updating her thread this often.

 

[GNL]

She's been

 

[straightorbroken]

Incredulous-agog factor aside, I have zero clue who the target audience are. At least attempt a big Christmas song moment just to wind up Mariah.

 

[Joseph]

She's been

Once again proving she has a voice but no idea how to use it

 

[Pipo]

Who said you can't be cunty on XmaS? HA!

 

[POP!]

@Jark is this good

 

[Jark]

seems pretty crap to me beb

 

[Pipo]

5 figures?? how the fuck is that good?

 

[straightorbroken]

Being the 156869th artist to cover the song, she's clearly ahead of her time anyway.

 

[GNL]

When Britney posts
When Bionic flops
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember I'm too ahead of my time for some people
And then I don't feel so bad (SAY!)

 

[Joseph]

 

[funky]

That got very annoying very quickly.

 

[Pipo]

Blacktina figthing for her life to resurface once again

 

[Mugatu]

Anytime I see clips from J-Hud's show, I imagine what it's like being a production assistant there, having to clap like a seal for whatever B-lister walks round the corner to hawk their latest flop project, and it sends a shiver down my spine. I'd rather take my chances of being beaten by Ellen.

 

[GNL]

Anytime I see clips from J-Hud's show, I imagine what it's like being a production assistant there, having to clap like a seal for whatever B-lister walks round the corner to hawk their latest flop project, and it sends a shiver down my spine. I'd rather take my chances of being beaten by Ellen.

B-lister?!

Shoot him!

 

[straightorbroken]

Omg I thought the Tunnel at Glasgow was back. Legendary gay club night on a Wedne-say! (ha!) where Tina Cousins once played, but of course we all know this.

 

[straightorbroken]

I mean this is more apt (sorry Xtuna).



The actual carnage this used to cause on the dancefloor.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well this leaked:



Sounds like it could get shoved out on a Landman episode or something.

Sentiment is rather basic though - maybe she's so far ahead of her time that she's looped and is currently reaching the 70s, giving the impression she's regressed her concepts.

 

[Shoat]

Why on earth has P!nk agreed to another song where Christina has the main singing part?

 

[Pipo]

I feel this is old, like REALLY 2011 old or something.

 

[K.C.]

What an awful racket, just dripping with evil. She thinks she's serving Amy Winehouse but it's giving Jessie J.

 

[Pipo]

GET OUT

 

[Suedehead]

What an awful racket, just dripping with evil. She thinks she's serving Amy Winehouse but it's giving Jessie J.

 

[Suedehead]

GET OUT

 

[Pipo]

@K.C. run over to Twitter/X gurl, they're dragging and cancelling Xtina due to last night's show. Lol serves her right, selfish bitch.

DuB will be pleased though.

 

[K.C.]

@K.C. run over to Twitter/X gurl, they're dragging and cancelling Xtina due to last night's show. Lol serves her right, selfish bitch.

DuB will be pleased though.

 

[Pipo]