The exquisitely boring Dido lounge

[jivafox]

Clocked us.

 

[hyperwoof]

I’m quite fond of It Comes And It Goes from Safe Trip Home - it feels v honest, I can relate to it.

 

[Suedehead]

I mean that video is litch me listening to No Freedom
I don’t know how he hacked my private video portfolio

 

[Pipo]

Funny how I was in a Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong when I woke up today and chose HURRICANES.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Dido possibly now single, and her son Stanley (who is on Reddit and Letterboxd 'stantheman_11') doesn't watch movies with her.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Somewhere someone is playing a song by Dido and it’s making The Lighthouse Family sound dangerous.

 

[OutSynk]

Dido possibly now single

Read this as Dido possibly new single

 

[ExcitableWoof]

You know, sometimes I just really fancy a well made, beautiful looking, exquisitely presented sandwich - but just one that tastes of absolutely nothing. I don't know why that happens to be in my mind right at this particular point in time but, well, I don't know, here we are.

 

[K.C.]

Coming for Mariah's gig!!

 

[Pipo]

nothing could have prepared me for THAT b-side Trollido strikes again.

 

[Pipo]

That Christmas Day song is as dull as, errmm, Christmas and I say that with all my heart as the unofficial Admin of Ellie's unexciting vestibule.

 

[jivafox]

It's about time Christmas got BORING!

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Oh God I've actually always loved that Dido Christmas song.

 

[Suedehead]

our original lettuce queen

 

[Suedehead]

I've fallen asleep to See You When You're 40 several times today

Who hasn’t!

 

[OutSynk]

I wish the world was a lot more boring right now and a new Dido album could really help with that.

 

[Suedehead]

we need No Angel II

 

[Tisch]

No LOVE
Without FREEDOM
No LOVE
Without FREEDOM
No LOVE
Without FREEDOM

No FREEDOM WITHOUT LOVE

 

[Suedehead]

Imagining bopping to Hunter

Imagine not bopping to Hunter!!

 

[Tisch]

DILDO ALBAM RANK (I've definitely done this before probably quite recently but who cares)

1. Life for Rent
2. No Angle
3. Girl Who Got Away
4. Still on My Mind
5. Safe Trip Home

That R+ one needs another listen, but it was good! Probably goes between 4 and 5.

What a legend.

 

[Tisch]

She's really done NOTHING since 2019? doesn't she know we're HUNGRY?

Will have a little Don't Think of Me session to tide me over

 

[Suedehead]

1. NO ANGEL
2. Life for Rent
3. Still on my Mind (aka The Album)
4. Girl Who Got Away
5. Safe Trip Home (17th best album cover of all time tho)

 

[Suedehead]

Let’s face it Hunter with its lyrical CONTENT and lesbian vibes video is the kind of vulva-out power pop that PJ Harvey would approve of

One long pause
Then you begin
Oh look what the ‘s brought in

 

[Tisch]

Will have a little Don't Think of Me session to tide me over

I was doing this while my sushi arrived, and honestly, 10/10, would recommend

 

[Suedehead]

What about the passive aggressive Alanis by numbers (PG) vibes of don’t think of me tho !

In fact your best friend
I heard he spent
Last night with her
Now how do you feel
How do you feel?

 

[Tisch]

Don't Think of Me is the 4th best Dido song of all time and the 8th best song of all time.

 

[Pipo]

I cannot BELIEVE we haven't had a Tiny Desk Concert by the one and only. What on Earth is stopping her? (Besides actually getting out of bed, lazy bum)

 

[Tisch]

I'm not going to go and stalk her or anything but any tea on where she LIVES? Has she stayed in London or is she a boring LA expat? Not nice to say it but she strikes me a bit as the LATTER.

 

[Suedehead]

Bjork may have thought she was onto something with ISOBEL married to myself but our lettuce queen gave us the tree in Ennis

 

[Suedehead]

I'm not going to go and stalk her or anything but any tea on where she LIVES? Has she stayed in London or is she a boring LA expat? Not nice to say it but she strikes me a bit as the LATTER.

I’m pretty sure she’s UK based as the legendary lettuce supermarket trolley insta post booked like a Tescos iceberg ???

 

[Pipo]

as if Dido would live in the USA! (no shade to Joseph or KC)
She strikes me as the ultimate low-profile queen who set up camp in some random, obscure UK town like Rugby just so local weirdos and stans literally cannot stalk her

Enya could never.

 

[K.C.]

I'm not going to go and stalk her or anything but any tea on where she LIVES? Has she stayed in London or is she a boring LA expat? Not nice to say it but she strikes me a bit as the LATTER.

I've always thought that I would love to live by the sea

 

[Shoat]

Name 101 places that Dido might live

02. Nuneaton

 

[K.C.]

as if Dido would live in the USA! (no shade to Joseph or KC)
She strikes me as the ultimate low-profile queen who set up camp in some random, obscure UK town like Rugby just so local weirdos and stans literally cannot stalk her

Enya could never.

In a perfect world she'd be Victoria Beckham's neighbor.

 

[Suedehead]

I can’t find the post anymore
Was it a story or a figment of my imagination

 

[Suedehead]

But I’m so lonely
I don’t even want to be with myself
Anymore

 

[Tisch]

I’m pretty sure she’s UK based as the legendary lettuce supermarket trolley insta post booked like a Tescos iceberg ???

Please post this! I buy Tescos Iceberg most weeks! I'm just like her!

 

[Tisch]

I can’t find the post anymore
Was it a story or a figment of my imagination

Oh

 

[Tisch]

Name 101 places that Dido might live

02. Nuneaton

03. Frome

 

[Suedehead]

Would you be stronger
Than his father
Don’t punish yourself
Leave it well alone