floppet
Spider murderer
One of our clients has a fruit and veg shop and they've been "testing" courier delivery of fruit and veg boxes. Postman arrived at the office earlier and told me he'd left a box on the steps outside and do not bring it in whatever I do(!) and refused to elaborate further. It was a box that had been missing for three weeks (Royal Mail was the courier this time, they've obviously failed) and they were legally obliged to return it to the company's address when it was found. The company uses our address as their registered office. The smell coming from the box was horrendous, three-week-rancid fruit and veg and also some meat in there according to the client. I told him that if he wanted the packaging to claim his money back from Royal Mail that he'd have to drive down here and sort it out himself.
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