The Internet of THURSDAYS

[big ron]

Hi.

Just installed my new dishwasher. It is connected to the internet and I can control it anywhere from my phone, by voice if I wish.

Can't wait to start an intensive tray wash off my tits at 5am in a warehouse.

 

[octophone]

I don't have a dishwasher any more. We had one in our old house but I didn't have space for it and my brother already had one.

There you go - a nice mundane post for you all.

 

[jyxz]

Currently eating a buffet for someone’s leaving do.

And they didn’t even bother to turn in.

 

[big ron]

I don't have a dishwasher any more. We had one in our old house but I didn't have space for it and my brother already had one.

There you go - a nice mundane post for you all.

To be honest, washing pots is one of the few domestic jobs I don't mind, but I was outvoted.

 

[GNL]

I hate doing the washing up. Having a dishwasher was my RED LINE while flat-hunting.

 

[big ron]

All you're doing is swapping an uncomplicated job for a more complicated one. Do we have dishwasher tablets. Is there salt in there. Whats the rinse aid level. What program should I use. Why is everything coming out dirty. Is the filter blocked? No you unload the dishwasher I loaded it.

VS

Fairy liquid and hot water.

 

[jivafox]

I LOVE washing up. It’s almost therapeutic for me. But it’s got to be SCALDING HOT WATER and tonnes of bubbles.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My dishwasher is the best thing I own. Washing up is the worst of all chores.

 

[Jacques]

We technically have a dishwasher that came with the flat, but have never managed to use it as it creates a smell that we haven't been able to shift, don't think it was kept in the best condition by the previous owners.

It's not too big of a deal as washing up is one of my favoured chores. Dishmatic has got to be one of the greatest inventions.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Dishmatic has got to be one of the greatest inventions.

More than the MAGIC BOX that DOES IT ALL FOR YOU?

 

[big ron]

More than the MAGIC BOX that DOES IT ALL FOR YOU?

But they're the neediest of all appliances, always demanding SOMETHING from you.

 

[dmlaw]

But they're the neediest of all appliances, always demanding SOMETHING from you.

Me: Wash the dishes.
Dishwasher: First, tell me I'm pretty.

 

[RJN]

But they're the neediest of all appliances, always demanding SOMETHING from you.

Nothing could be needier than PRINTERS

 

[K.C.]

Are you sure the government isn't listening in on your via dishwasher?

 

[big ron]

Are you sure the government isn't listening in on your via dishwasher?

Good luck to them.

 

[untilted]

I was at an extremely intense work related awards show yesterday and my social battery is now nonexistent. I’d happily sit in silence for at least 3 days!!

 

[K.C.]

Ew work awards shows are so lame. Give me a wild staff night at a dive bar any day.

 

[untilted]

Ew work awards shows are so lame. Give me a wild staff night at a dive bar any day.

I know right! And it started at 10am. Absolutely not a chance I’m showing up in my best clothes for a 10am start. Not. A. Chance.

 

[untilted]

To make it worse we ate at a steak house even though I’m vegaterian.

Someone hates me don’t they!!!

 

[octophone]

I LOVE washing up. It’s almost therapeutic for me. But it’s got to be SCALDING HOT WATER and tonnes of bubbles.

Just as well we don't kink shame on Moopy.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Absolutely disgusting out there and we're off out.

Taxis it is.

 

[COB]

It's been pissing it down here since lunchtime, my trip home was quite the ordeal I'm hoping it stops overnight and we end up with a nice(ish) weekend.

 

[Generic Account]

Everywhere is flooded.

I'm just home from a work event and now have to run 5k, buy a shirt, sleep, run another 5k in the morning and then go in for work christmas dinner.

JOY TO THE WORLD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just back from seeing Ed Gamble and Fern Brady. What a fabulous evening!

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Indie]

Everywhere is flooded.

Even Moopy is flooded

with DRAG RACE THREADS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Even Moopy is flooded

with DRAG RACE THREADS

I had to put the Drag Race Forum on ignore. I'm such a BAD GAY

 

[Sheena]

Yeah I don’t know what’s going on but that was me out of all of that nonsense too.