The Kate Bush Singles Rate: The Top 20 Countdown (Tonight at 20:45 GMT)

[Tisch]

Well that’s a you problem not a Moopy problem

Get 'er Jade

 

[Beverley]

Well that’s a you problem not a Moopy problem

You're missing out on my pearls, soz

 

[GNL]

Kate said

 

[Iguana]

Are we getting the WHOLE of The Line, The Cross and the Curve????!

 

[Soldi]

19. The Red Shoes (1994) from The Red Shoes

Average score: 7.9375
Highest score: 10 (jyxz, straightorbroken, Peekaboo)
Lowest score: 5 (funky)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Uhm, this is lovely, but where is the song love?

 

[Iguana]

Not the most NATURAL actor is she

 

[RJN]

YAY! Maybe Kate will finally make it in America!

Me liking it is a sure sign of the opposite!

 

[Soldi]

Not the most NATURAL actor is she

Not as bad as Sarah Harding in Coronation Street

 

[Soldi]

Me liking it is a sure sign of the opposite!

Gwen’s career DEAD

 

[Tisch]

19. The Red Shoes (1994) from The Red Shoes

Average score: 7.9375
Highest score: 10 (jyxz, straightorbroken, Peekaboo)
Lowest score: 5 (funky)

How nice that these two led onto each other!

 

[Tisch]

I feel like that would have leant itself perfectly to a French and Saunders parody

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why does the bandage demon have a monobrow please?

 

[RJN]

Gwen’s career DEAD

If the (red) shoe fits...

 

[GNL]

My pretty red shoes...?

Spoiler

 

[COB]

I'd forgotten how SINISTER this is

 

[Iguana]

The potato quality doesn't help this

 

[Soldi]

The potato quality doesn't help this

That’s a rude way to describe the Irish actress!

 

[COB]

That’s a rude way to describe the Irish actress!

POTATO ACTRESS ELAINE PAIGE

 

[RJN]

Can someone tell me when the next one starts? The Red Shoes was blocked and the version on Apple Music was much shorter

 

[Iguana]

That’s a rude way to describe the Irish actress!

Miranda Richardson is quite famous...

 

[Tisch]

The Red Shoes is improved on Director's Cut. I do love this batshit video though. I love when Kate goes a bit too far with her imagery.

 

[Iguana]

And not Irish

 

[Soldi]

Miranda Richardson is quite famous...

Oh I haven’t a BLOODY CLUE

 

[Tisch]

Miranda Richardson is quite famous...

And not Irish

 

[Soldi]

And not Irish

Soldi cancelled

 

[Beverley]

Get 'er Jade

WELL I'M NOT BOTHERING NOW

 

[COB]

SHOW RED SHOES KATE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lovely instrumental. Vocal too screechy at points. No idea what was going on. The cheeky girls song about taking shoes off was better.

5/10.

 

[Iguana]

Can someone tell me when the next one starts? The Red Shoes was blocked and the version on Apple Music was much shorter

Starting for me now

 

[Iguana]

SUSPENDED IN GAFFA OMG!!

 

[COB]

Suspended in Gaffa

 

[Soldi]

18. Suspended In Gaffa (1982) from The Dreaming

Average score: 7.9375
Highest score: 10 (wurst, COB, straightorbroken, Kate, Raining On Me, VoR)
Lowest score: 0 (funky)

 

[Soldi]

Lovely hair do Kate love

 

[Iguana]

Vocal too screechy at points.

We can take that as a given for every song if you like so you don't have to keep typing it out

 

[RJN]

Her facial expressions I have no idea what she's saying or what this song is about

 

[GNL]

Thank ye for yanking me

 

[Iguana]

Her facial expressions I have no idea what she's saying or what this song is about

It's a pretty obscure lyric! I'm not sure SHE knows!

 

[COB]

I do find the finger tear thing she does in this extremely iconic tbh

 

[Soldi]

The filming location looks like the SHED in Tischuana’s garden