The MADAME Lounge

[Lucille]

This SIGNED PHOTO

STILL NOT OVER THIS!

 

[Eddie]

It is the FINEST Tuberose around (apart from maybe Portrait Of A Lady)

 

[Zu]

STILL NOT OVER THIS!

A terrible scribble seems par for the course with MADAME although she was more generous with the felt tip here

 

[Zu]

It is the FINEST Tuberose around (apart from maybe Portrait Of A Lady)

MAIS BIEN SÛR. No cheap arsed perfumes or Tweed for MADAME!

 

[Peekaboo]

A terrible scribble seems par for the course with MADAME although she was more generous with the felt tip here

There's no way on Earth it says ISABELLE HUPPERT anywhere in that DOODLE

 

[jivafox]

It’s an ANCIENT FRENCH CURSE bestowed on whichever lowly ingrate decided to approach MADAME in the first place.

 

[Peekaboo]

I just cannot compute how anyone can be a fan of MADAME and not realise that she absolutely ABHORS VULGARITIES such as SIGNED AUTOGRAPHS!

Do they think she is Heather Locklear or what?

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

LITTLE MOODBOARD

 

[Zu]

OH HERE WE ARE

Much love to @ZenGiraffe (aka MOI) pour LA RESTORATION

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She's adorable

 

[Jark]

my god, she's so beautiful.

 

[Zu]

She's adorable

I'm loving the MIRAGE of her carting round all her PROMO TAT

 

[Zu]

Not to mention a SWISS ARMY KNIFE

 

[Jark]

true bad bitch behaviour from MADAME.

 

[Jark]

Madame looking in Venice

 

[Zu]

ÉBLOUISSANTE COMME TOUJOURS

 

[Zu]

Is MADAME in any of the films in competition in Venice or did she just turn up for free champagne and to look fabulous?

Which I think we can all agree would be REASON ENOUGH

 

[VoR]

 

[Jark]

I can imagine how MADAME would take THAT.

redheads supporting redheads though - we love to see it.

 

[Peekaboo]

MADAME relives her life in costumes for Vogue avec her HABITUEL DÉTACHEMENT

 

[jivafox]

 

[COB]

Christ

 

[jivafox]

This look makes me want her to play Julia in Hellraiser

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Has anyone seen Frankie yet then?

 

[Peekaboo]

Has anyone seen Frankie yet then?

I watched it on a plane journey but I COULDN'T POSSIBLY TELL YOU A THING ABOUT IT.

I remember the final shot. And Madame playing another endless version of her stuck-up bourgeois persona.

 

[Phoenix]

Hmmm

 

[Peekaboo]

She's done all the big names already DARLS. And also one hell of a lot of DROSS before her Oscar nomination. She'll do ANYTHING and that's why she's the best.

 

[Peekaboo]

She also tends to work with a lot of female directors and first-timers which I think is rather wonderful.

 

[Peekaboo]

I hope Julia Ducournau offers her something TWISTEDLY DELICIOUS soon though.

 

[Lucille]

I’d watch her in HOLLYOAKS tbh.

 

[jivafox]

She’s having a REST.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I’d watch her in HOLLYOAKS tbh.

They are probably due another serial killer storyline

 

[Phoenix]

Do we think she’s an anti vaxxer?

 

[Jark]

Do we think she’s an anti vaxxer?

wash your MOUTH OUT!

 

[Jark]

maybe she's JUST HUNGOVER. once you've done about SEVEN BERLINALES, an ibuprofen and an early night probably seems PREFERABLE to PAN EUROPEAN TRAVEL!

 

[Peekaboo]

MADAME Antivaxxer you say?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Do we think she’s an anti vaxxer?

Why would she be? There are plenty of triple jabbed people who still test positive. The vaccines lose efficacy in about 10-12 weeks and they were not manufactured with Omicron variant in mind..