The Property Porn Thread

[Generic Account]

Viewed this flat.

http://propertypal.com/577503

Nice but tiny and there are 200 other viewers. :S

Just crazy here at the minute.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's way too small! You and the Brazilian would be on top of each other constantly in that.

 

[Tisch]

Puts me in mind of

 

[Generic Account]

It's way too small! You and the Brazilian would be on top of each other constantly in that.

It would be just me!

 

[Peekaboo]

I only went to Abbey Wood once to pick up something and the moment I got off the train station I witnessed a PROPER PUNCH-UP between two drunks, one of them was punched so hard I saw A TOOTH FLYING OUT A memory to CHERISH.

 

[Marina Salty]

It would be just me!

It's very cute for a single person, the kitchen especially is lovely and I adore tiny houses in general.

 

[Lucille]

It's way too small! You and the Brazilian would be on top of each other constantly in that.

 

[Zu]

The ANGLES!

 

[Kate]

A flat in Rotherhithe came up today that I want. MULTIPLE balconies but none so gracious as the Mile End one. @Zu 2 to confirm whether there are woman-eating dogs down there please

 

[Peekaboo]

I find all the new developments around Surrey Quays and Rotherhite RATHER SOULLESS. The bit beyond the farm and the park is a bit nicer because of river views etc but FUCK ME it is far* from any remote public transport connection.

*20 minute walk which let's face it it's UNACCEPTABLE for London standards

 

[Zu]

A flat in Rotherhithe came up today that I want. MULTIPLE balconies but none so gracious as the Mile End one. @Zu 2 to confirm whether there are woman-eating dogs down there please

I can't comment on Rotherhithe as I've never lived there (much like I've never lived in Mile End ) although the atmosphere of that part of London reminds of Berlin in a way that I can't quite explain. However, I can confirm that my walk through the tunnel was one of the most ridiculously exciting things I've done in recent years so I recommend it on that basis alone

Surrey Quays shopping centre is utterly vile but there's always the buzz of the Gala Bingo

 

[AGinAg (37)]

During my desperate panic to find a new home we looked at a very angular flat. It was above an off licence and (count em) FOURTEEN benches!

For those reasons and many more I was OUT!

 

[Marina Salty]

A bargain that brings to mind that Sliver "You like to watch... don't you" tagline.

https://www.xe.gr/property/en/polis...29113239.html?widget_name=search results list

 

[Marina Salty]

And a creepy dungeon for almost the same price.

https://www.xe.gr/property/en/polis...76958109.html?widget_name=search results list

 

[COB]

The DOLLS

 

[Marina Salty]

And sth described as a "single-family house".

https://www.xe.gr/property/en/polis...82448021.html?widget_name=search results list

 

[Kate]

Imagine coming down those stairs in your best frock to greet your latest suitor

 

[Lucille]

How are those flats LEGAL?!

 

[Marina Salty]

Let me present you an open plan semifinished bright property which is an investment opportunity.

https://www.xe.gr/property/en/polis...31098086.html?widget_name=search results list

 

[Ellie]

Well if it all goes tits up I could at least afford one of these places.

 

[Ellie]

Let me present you an open plan semifinished bright property which is an investment opportunity.

https://www.xe.gr/property/en/poliseis|katoikies|plateia-attikis|731098086.html?widget_name=search results list

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[Kate]

Fuck me. SEMI finished? Does the hand basin qualify it for that description?

 

[Kate]

Just an immaculately presented apartment in a charming Art Deco building in London's fashionable Islington, with high ceilings, modern kitchen and bathroom, patio terrace and oh also UNDERGROUND BUNKER.

Property for sale in Finsbury - Zoopla

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[COB]

Suitable for use as a SAFEHOUSE!

You just know some filthy homosexual is going to buy it and get up to all sorts down there

 

[Kate]

Yes I was thinking what a shame they've just spent all that time painting it white when it's clearly going to end up looking like this

 

[Ellie]

Just an immaculately presented apartment in a charming Art Deco building in London's fashionable Islington, with high ceilings, modern kitchen and bathroom, patio terrace and oh also UNDERGROUND BUNKER.

Property for sale in Finsbury - Zoopla

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I still don't trust those ones with mounted electric heaters on the walls. For that price I'd want some proper central heating.

 

[Kate]

But the BUNKER, Ellie!! You could make it into a cinema

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just an immaculately presented apartment in a charming Art Deco building in London's fashionable Islington, with high ceilings, modern kitchen and bathroom, patio terrace and oh also UNDERGROUND BUNKER.

Property for sale in Finsbury - Zoopla

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Oh wow I want this so badly

 

[Kate]

What would you do with the bunker? Eurovision shrine with gaming LONGE for @COB?

 

[Kate]

Imagine all the weed @big ron could grow down there.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What would you do with the bunker? Eurovision shrine with gaming LONGE for @COB?

I'd have an entire apartment for myself down there so I could ignore him for weeks at a time

 

[big ron]

Imagine all the weed @big ron could grow down there.

And mushrooms, bet the temperature in there is just

 

[big ron]

I mean fuck it, we could go full MDMA lab

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Could we club together and buy a MOOPY HOUSE?

It would be terrible, but at least we'd know.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Let me present you an open plan semifinished bright property which is an investment opportunity.

https://www.xe.gr/property/en/poliseis|katoikies|plateia-attikis|731098086.html?widget_name=search results list

I like the baskets that come free

 

[Kate]

How DELIGHTFUL!

Property for sale in Lancing - Zoopla

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www.zoopla.co.uk

 

[Kate]

Tag urself, I'm Eeyore looking agog at the brown curtains

 

[Kate]

Why would you even include a picture like this? What's it supposed to show a potential buyer? SCREAMING

 

[Marina Salty]

How DELIGHTFUL!

Property for sale in Lancing - Zoopla

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This looks less like a property listing and more like some photographer's study on hoarding.

 

[Marina Salty]

An excellent find though.