The Queen DEAD...Tired

[ButterTart]

I'm guessing she's dead but they're holding off on the announcement until February.

 

[lolly]

That MSN story seems to have been removed

 

[Peekaboo]

So a TWO-DAY BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND* in first week of June to celebrate her 70th year in the throne. Best case scenario she dies a week later and we get another bank holiday when the weather starts to get nicer.

*sacrificing the last May Bank Holiday because we are all flag-waving morons but the bottom line IS the bottom line

 

[Eddie]

I'm no royalist but you're all meanies.

 

[GNL]

The Queen DEAD... glad she got that booster.

 

[Tisch]

Word has it she's posted that Nina Bonina Brown meme in the family's WhatsApp chat.

 

[octophone]

The Da!ly Ma!l working out how to blame Meghan as we speak.

 

[Soldi]

London Bridge is ALMOST down! It’s happening

 

[Peekaboo]

Charles finally found a way to kill her without raising suspicion!

 

[ButterTart]

"Expected to continue light duties at Windsor"? Sick bastards making her push the hoover around when she should be laid up.

 

[COB]

Let's face it she's over.

 

[GNL]

"Expected to continue light duties at Windsor"? Sick bastards making her push the hoover around when she should be laid up.

"I don't care if you're SICK, mother, these coronation robes won't iron themselves."

 

[octophone]

I'm going for a Wednesday death. Then Putin invades Ukraine on Thursday, Britain has nothing left to live for, fires a nuke, world ends about 3am GMT on Friday.

 

[lolly]

Better double up on the Nytol on Thursday

 

[Rita]

Poor old love. I don’t want her to die unless The Royal family die with her!

 

[COB]

I'm going for a Wednesday death. Then Putin invades Ukraine on Thursday, Britain has nothing left to live for, fires a nuke, world ends about 3am GMT on Friday.

God, FINALLY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Thoughts and prayers xx

 

[octophone]

 

[COB]

They did say we would hear more about her 'next phase' in February, didn't they - is this it?

 

[octophone]

They did say we would hear more about her 'next phase' in February, didn't they - is this it?

Yes, she's entering her post-death AI generated phase. They've learned the lessons of Captain Tom and how to string this shit out for a few more months.

 

[octophone]

Remember that Channel 4 Xmas message with the Deepfake Queen the gammons freaked out over? Definitely a test run.

 

[RS]

I'm going for a Wednesday death. Then Putin invades Ukraine on Thursday, Britain has nothing left to live for, fires a nuke, world ends about 3am GMT on Friday.

Sounds fabulous, here for a five day decadence before the end.

 

[lolly]

"Expected to continue light duties at Windsor"? Sick bastards making her push the hoover around when she should be laid up.

Does signing cheques for her son constitute 'light duties'?

 

[octophone]

Does signing cheques for her son constitute light duties'?

He'll be fucking sweating now if she hasn't wired that cash across yet.

 

[octophone]

I'm guessing she's dead but they're holding off on the announcement until February.

Erm...

 

[D5K]

But what does that mean for our June bank holiday?

 

[jivafox]

Well by rights we should get an extra two days.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We have the laziest PM on record. Those bank holidays are going nowhere.

 

[GNL]

The Queen has gone to her forever home.

 

[Alias #23]

The Queen has gone to her forever home.

Please no. What will I do with my days now? I'm ALWAYS down Buck Pal waving and screaming

 

[GNL]

Please no. What will I do with my days now? I'm ALWAYS down Buck Pal waving and screaming

It's okay, Camilla can still hear you.

 

[COB]

News: The Queen to go and live on a lovely farm, we can't go and visit her but trust me she's fine.

 

[lolly]

Please no. What will I do with my days now? I'm ALWAYS down Buck Pal waving and screaming

I'm sure you could get a lovely pied-à-terre in Slough for a reasonable sum and get the 703.

 

[vespertine]

The Queen has gone to her forever home.

Talk about stealing the thunder from @RJN's big move to New York.

 

[Diddy]

“Forever home”?
She’s not an adopted spaniel!

 

[Alias #23]

“DO engagements” sounds a bit rough and common

HONESTLY LIZ!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That's going to be a horrifically long helicopter shot next time we get a new prime minister

 

[RJN]

Talk about stealing the thunder from @RJN's big move to New York.

Coincidentally I’ve changed my mind and I’m moving to Buckingham Palace

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not quite dead, but certainly immobile.

BBC News - Queen hands over to Charles for State Opening of Parliament

Queen hands over to Charles for State Opening of Parliament

It will be the first time she has missed the event since 1963, with Prince Charles standing in for her.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Alias #23]

Bit toilety apparently