The Queen DEAD...Tired

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I hope the first thing she does when she gets to heaven is snog Philip in front of everyone and then take the escalator downstairs to kick Cilla Black in the cunt.
 
I presume this has gone fucking stratospheric, because of the nature of the statement from Bucks Palace. They don't normally announce that much info.

I know before her Dad died, they released updates in the days leading up to his death.
 
There seems to be a STIR happening in certain places

News incoming?
 
I had no idea how many people I knew had close personal friends in government departments, the BBC, the police and the likes until this afternoon. Every day's a school day I suppose!
 
Balmoral is such a hard name to pronounce for foreigners. Very inconsiderate of her to die there.
 
Richard Bacon’s un-calling it

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What do they do if she just falls down, is that London Bridge is down but not DOWN down? And that’s before we get to actual London Bridge.

Maybe London Bridge is one of her horcruxes and it’ll collapse if she dies
 
What if she pulls through? When do the newsreaders get to take off their black ties?
 
Erm, it sounds like Clive Myrie apparently thinks the energy crisis affecting millions of people is now insignificant.
 
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