The real hausfraus of THURSDAY

[big ron]

I'm cooking for 15 tomorrow and I've just spent the past hour excitedly writing my ingredients list and then a step by step schedule of prep and cooking from now until tomorrow evening.

Cant wait to get arseholed 2 hours before serving and ruin it.

 

[ButterTart]

Can we start having rhyming thread titles in honour of Tattle?

Big Ron’s well away
He’s knackered up the soufflé

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Big Ron, not VAGINAL ATROPHY

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Can we start having rhyming thread titles in honour of Tattle?

Big Ron’s well away
He’s knackered up the soufflé

Oh I am pleased

 

[jivafox]

Had a dream that it was revealed that Jamie Lee Curtis was married to Ted Cruz. Woke up QUITE UPSET.

 

[Sheena]

I've just found out my cooking for 8 on Sunday suddenly includes a surprise plant- based.

WHICH IS VERY ANNOYING as I'm already doing vegetarian, but hadn't factored in the ENTIRE PLANT BASED ISSUE so everything has butter and cheese in it.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Had a dream that it was revealed that Jamie Lee Curtis was married to Ted Cruz. Woke up QUITE UPSET.

How utterly random

I had David Mitchell ALL OVER ME the other night. Not unpleasant

 

[big ron]

Oh Big Ron, not VAGINAL ATROPHY

For some strange reason I keep seeing vaginal atrophy EVERYWHERE. Who ever is running this simulation is fucking WEIRD.

 

[big ron]

I've just found out my cooking for 8 on Sunday suddenly includes a surprise plant- based.

WHICH IS VERY ANNOYING as I'm already doing vegetarian, but hadn't factored in the ENTIRE PLANT BASED ISSUE so everything has butter and cheese in it.

I've got one meat dodger to work around, shes getting PROPER parmesan and liking it.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Hope everyone's having a great VAGINAL ATROPHY day. I'm doing some VAGINAL ATROPHY work so must try to minimise my VAGINAL ATROPHY blather and try to focus on my VAGINAL ATROPHY

 

[jivafox]

Hey Siri what is Vaginal Atrophy?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Hi can I get 20 Marlboro Red and vaginal atrophy please

 

[ButterTart]

Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s vaginal atrophy

 

[floppet]

If you're all so interested in vaginas I've got some lovely stories about menopausal vagina problems ...

 

[Marina Salty]

Happy Mardi Gras/Smoky Thursday/Khamis el sakara moopy

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Time for everyone to nip out for doughnuts and parade the podge - it turns out to be FAT THURSDAY

Fat Thursday in Poland makes people go nuts for doughnuts

A few years back it was estimated that the country’s inhabitants usually eat about 100 million doughnuts in total on that day.

tvpworld.com

 

[floppet]

Spawn rang me to ask if I knew the landline number of one of my very elderly aunties. I did know it because she's had the same phone number since I was a child. Spawn had answered a call on her mobile and the lady had asked whether this was Green Flag so spawn said no and the lady apologised and rang off but spawn thought she recognised the voice so had rang me to check. I told her auntie's number and it was her. We can't even explain it as auntie just choosing the wrong contact, if she even has spawn's phone number, because she'd rang from the landline. If it's a random coincidence it's the most random one I've ever heard of.

 

[COB]

Could she have had spawn's number written in her address book and put the wrong name next to it?

 

[Marina Salty]

Would the auntie be needing road assistance? Does she still drive? Maybe she needs help.

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh she called from the landline. Probably not.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lunch fans, I had an aubergine jalfrezi for lunch and it was adequate.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THERE'S A SECOND MAYO BOTTLE

 

[IntoTheDark]

I'm sat here wondering whether it's you that happens to always be daydreaming out of the back window on a Thursday or if your neighbour has a MEAL PLAN

 

[GNL]

THERE'S A SECOND MAYO BOTTLE

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[floppet]

Could she have had spawn's number written in her address book and put the wrong name next to it?

I wouldn't think so. I only speak to her at weddings and funerals, we've never been close, and she only had my mobile number from when my dad had dementia and I rang her from it once, she rings my landline if she wants to ask me something (maybe twice in the last fifteen years). I've definitely never given it to her and my mum wouldn't have the first clue how to find spawn's actual phone number in her phone, it's just labelled as spawn. I suppose she could have got it at the wedding or something. It's just really weird.