The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[Lucille]

I’m FINALLY starting this tonight as I’ve given up on completing New York for now!!!

 

[Lucille]

FIRST IMPRESSION the opening quotes are SO SHIT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FIRST IMPRESSION the opening quotes are SO SHIT!

When life throws you rocks, I melt them down into diamonds!

 

[Lucille]

The early episodes are CRINGE in general where they’re DESPERATE to show off their wealth.

 

[Lucille]

IE Lydia casually asking for a Porsche at the dinner table.

 

[K.C.]

IE Lydia casually asking for a Porsche at the dinner table.

She goes by a different name later on.

 

[Lucille]

I’m glad Lydia clarified the champagne at the party will be French...

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Keep your eye on Lydia, a few scenes aside she’s a bit USELESS in seasons 1&2, but REALLY rises like a Housewives phoenix for a frankly astonishing performance in season 3

 

[Lucille]

A feather is NOT a sign from an angel Jackie, it’s fallen out of a PILLOW.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m glad Lydia clarified the champagne at the party will be French...

Get used to that, btw...

 

[COB]

I’m glad Lydia clarified the champagne at the party will be French...

Oh god, if you drank some French Champagne for every time they say French Champagne in Melbourne you'd be getting RUSHED TO A&E rather quickly

 

[K.C.]

A feather is NOT a sign from an angel Jackie, it’s fallen out of a PILLOW.

Jackie is an absolute nutcase. I'm gonna miss her.

 

[Lucille]

JOHNNY DEPP

 

[Lucille]

Jackie is an absolute nutcase. I'm gonna miss her.

DEAD I PRESUME

 

[COB]

Keep your eye on Lydia, a few scenes aside she’s a bit USELESS in seasons 1&2, but REALLY rises like a Housewives phoenix for a frankly astonishing performance in season 3

I save my best POT STIRRING for the kitchen (which I literally just discovered as it might give me a story hook for this season)

 

[K.C.]

Make sure you savor every moment of ANDREA. One of the best villains ever imo.

 

[Lucille]

Omg the fridge full of French Champagne.

 

[Lucille]

Ok I want a reading from Jackie.

 

[Lucille]

Needless to say after 1 episode I’m hooked and want it pumped straight into my VEINS.

 

[Lucille]

‘That’s not my Grandmother, that’s a DEMON’

 

[Apoca]

Oh @Lucille you're in for such a DECK OF CARDS

I'm jealous.

 

[K.C.]

 

[Lucille]

I hope this coked up old old wedding dress designer friend is NOT a regular feature.

 

[Lucille]

Can they stop giving Jackie’s ‘rockstar’ husband talking heads, WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU.

 

[Lucille]

He looks just like the boy I fancied in high school who got fat and never moved out of his dad’s basement.

 

[jivafox]

How dare you - he looks like fucking Johnny Depp!

 

[Lucille]

Depp’s got two decades on him, most of it spent addicted to alcohol and drugs, he’s a confirmed abuser, and I’d still rather fuck him.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

@Lucille we're syncing darling as I've just started this as well.

I am living for QUEEN GINA

Andrea is such a c-word!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[K.C.]

Now I can die happy.

 

[K.C.]

Sadly, I don't think we'll ever see Andrea again. It seemed like she didn't like it? I can't see why they'd ever let her go. Her and Gina established such a reliably entertaining vicious relationship

Although, Gina and Janet's frenemy relationship is still adorable to watch. Those two probably go home after shooting and bitch about the rest of the cast

 

[Devil]

I think she came across too badly for her to ever come back. It was the first Australian series so the whole hype and publicity is higher than another US spin off would generate, and she got a lot of abuse on Twitter and the like as Gina was so liked.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I never want to see Andrea back. Not even the c-word. She's an insignificant arse hair!

 

[jivafox]

 

[COB]

OMG it has the full quote

 

[straightorbroken]

Living made such a mistake stopping showing this in the UK.

 

[Devil]

I don’t use the word moron

 

[Lucille]

Omg at famed art collector LYDIA.

“The artist named the panther after the Mona Lisa, in the Louvre, in London”

 

[Lucille]

Still digesting that sentence, the London bit WASN’T necessary to the sentence, but she’s so pompous she assumed the viewer wouldn’t know where the world’s MOST FAMOUS Art Museum was, and in the process makes herself look like a complete IDIOT.

 

[Lucille]

I still don’t think Melbourne has it it stride yet but I can see the DYNAMICS forming.